Glory Holes and the George Michael School of Horratio
Glory Holes and the George Michael School of Horratio
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Olf

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11,978 posts

248 months

Friday 14th November 2008
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I live in a nice road with nice people. At the end of the road is a nice park. In the corner of the park at the end of our road is a public convenience.

This public convenience is glory hole central. One only needs to walk past with the children on the way to the swings and slides to see middle aged men and their Adam's spending inordinate amounts of time in a facility that you or I would run out of. I've lived here 5 years and never set foot in the place but everyone for a mile around (including the council) know what goes on in there.

So aside from following established procedure - Letters to the Council, MP etc (which we could probably save the postage on and just hand to them as they walk into said toilets)., what ways would you suggest for dealing with this sucking menace?

My neighbors and I have considered smoke bombs, photographing people who go in (come) and leave in an effort to scare them off, but I still don't think we've come up with a plan that will sort the problem.

Ideas please PH PP massive.

anonymous-user

84 months

Friday 14th November 2008
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Blow the damn thing up with dynamite!!

ofcorsa

3,546 posts

273 months

Friday 14th November 2008
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You need traps like on Saw2 but for their Johnsons instead of their wrists, ( or maybe both infact)

Smiler.

11,752 posts

260 months

Friday 14th November 2008
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homicide said:
Blow the damn thing up with dynamite!!
rofl

scorp

8,783 posts

259 months

Friday 14th November 2008
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Aslong as what they are doing isn't in plain view, then they haven't actually broken any laws have they ?

Olf

Original Poster:

11,978 posts

248 months

Friday 14th November 2008
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scorp said:
Aslong as what they are doing isn't in plain view, then they haven't actually broken any laws have they ?
Are you the token anti? FFS I'm paying my council tax for a public facility that can't be used by the public because it's full of old men sucking each other off.

Next!

Soovy

35,829 posts

301 months

Friday 14th November 2008
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scorp said:
Aslong as what they are doing isn't in plain view, then they haven't actually broken any laws have they ?
Look, if I go to a public bog and stick my cock in a hole and get it sucked off by some unknown woman on the other side, that's not really OK is it? So why should men who like to play the pink clarinet get away with it?

The public can't use this bog without being surrounded by men sucking each others cocks through holes in the cubicle.

GET A ROOM, HOMOS.


Edited by Soovy on Friday 14th November 17:14

anonymous-user

84 months

Friday 14th November 2008
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Soovy said:
scorp said:
Aslong as what they are doing isn't in plain view, then they haven't actually broken any laws have they ?
Look, if I go to a public bog and stick my cock in a hole and get it sucked off by some unknown woman on the other side, that's not really OK is it? So why should men who like to play the pink clarinet get away with it?

The public can't use this bog without being surrounded by men sucking each others cocks through holes in the cubicle.

GET A ROOM, HOMOS.


Edited by Soovy on Friday 14th November 17:14
rofl

Dirty Boy

14,859 posts

239 months

Friday 14th November 2008
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Soovy said:
Look, if I go to a public bog and stick my cock in a hole and get it sucked off by some unknown woman on the other side, that's not really OK is it?
Erm

dan101smith

17,050 posts

241 months

Friday 14th November 2008
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^^^ Get off the fence and tell us what you really think.

Dirty Boy

14,859 posts

239 months

Friday 14th November 2008
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dan101smith said:
^^^ Get off the fence and tell us what you really think.
Getting sucked off by a woman isn't such a bad thing?

anonymous-user

84 months

Friday 14th November 2008
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Go in there at a time of day when its quiet and spray rat poison around the holes! that way the person on the recieving ends gona get a bit of a shock!

tybo

2,284 posts

247 months

Friday 14th November 2008
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Soovy said:
scorp said:
Aslong as what they are doing isn't in plain view, then they haven't actually broken any laws have they ?
Look, if I go to a public bog and stick my cock in a hole and get it sucked off by some unknown woman on the other side, that's not really OK is it? So why should men who like to play the pink clarinet get away with it?

The public can't use this bog without being surrounded by men sucking each others cocks through holes in the cubicle.

GET A ROOM, HOMOS.


Edited by Soovy on Friday 14th November 17:14
rofl

Olf

Original Poster:

11,978 posts

248 months

Friday 14th November 2008
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MonkeyMatt said:
Go in there at a time of day when its quiet and spray rat poison around the holes! that way the person on the recieving ends gona get a bit of a shock!
I don;t want to hurt anyone - just put them off using this facility.

Chilli of some kind might do it I guess.

Soovy

35,829 posts

301 months

Friday 14th November 2008
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Olf said:
MonkeyMatt said:
Go in there at a time of day when its quiet and spray rat poison around the holes! that way the person on the recieving ends gona get a bit of a shock!
I don;t want to hurt anyone - just put them off using this facility.

Chilli of some kind might do it I guess.
RALGEX OR DEEP HEAT.


Neil_H

15,418 posts

281 months

Friday 14th November 2008
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Poor some fake blood around the hole, surely that would scare a few of them away.

Tonto

2,983 posts

278 months

Friday 14th November 2008
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If I remember right, George Michael was spotted coming out of this facility with his privates covered in chocolate. When questioned by the police, he said it was just a careless whisper.


smile

Olf

Original Poster:

11,978 posts

248 months

Friday 14th November 2008
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Soovy said:
Olf said:
MonkeyMatt said:
Go in there at a time of day when its quiet and spray rat poison around the holes! that way the person on the recieving ends gona get a bit of a shock!
I don;t want to hurt anyone - just put them off using this facility.

Chilli of some kind might do it I guess.
RALGEX OR DEEP HEAT.
Stong alkali.

anonymous-user

84 months

Friday 14th November 2008
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Soovy said:
Olf said:
MonkeyMatt said:
Go in there at a time of day when its quiet and spray rat poison around the holes! that way the person on the recieving ends gona get a bit of a shock!
I don;t want to hurt anyone - just put them off using this facility.

Chilli of some kind might do it I guess.
RALGEX OR DEEP HEAT.
Yeah! they would work! dont no what would be worse amouth full of ralgex or chilli on your cock!

JayKaybi

3,494 posts

251 months

Friday 14th November 2008
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Olf said:
MonkeyMatt said:
Go in there at a time of day when its quiet and spray rat poison around the holes! that way the person on the recieving ends gona get a bit of a shock!
I don;t want to hurt anyone - just put them off using this facility.

Chilli of some kind might do it I guess.
Scotch Bonnets, sliced and wiped around the rim. Of the holes. In the cu... oh, sod it.