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I had this sent to me at work today...seems like a good idea.
The Leaders of the world are asking for your support to combat terrorism and we're encouraging you to demonstrate against the Taliban next Friday afternoon at 15:00 hours.
It is a well-known fact that the Taliban are against alcohol consumption and think it is sinful to look at a naked woman.
Therefore, at 15:00 next Friday, all able women should jog naked through the office while men chase them with a beer in their hands. This is the best way to show our disgust for the Taliban and will hopefully help us in detecting the terrorists amongst us (anybody who doesn't do as proposed will be deemed a terrorist and denounced to the authorities).
Your efforts are much appreciated in the name of a free, democratic world and to purge our society from these heinous demons.
Thank you,
The MANAGEMENT
The Leaders of the world are asking for your support to combat terrorism and we're encouraging you to demonstrate against the Taliban next Friday afternoon at 15:00 hours.
It is a well-known fact that the Taliban are against alcohol consumption and think it is sinful to look at a naked woman.
Therefore, at 15:00 next Friday, all able women should jog naked through the office while men chase them with a beer in their hands. This is the best way to show our disgust for the Taliban and will hopefully help us in detecting the terrorists amongst us (anybody who doesn't do as proposed will be deemed a terrorist and denounced to the authorities).
Your efforts are much appreciated in the name of a free, democratic world and to purge our society from these heinous demons.
Thank you,
The MANAGEMENT
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