Dumb questions your OH asks

[Colin_147]

Purchased a new phone for the house the weekend. Plug it in, all up and working

OH "what's the new telephone number then"

[Hoppy2008]

Her: Are you meant to put that up there?
Me: Yes. hhhmmmmmffffffffffffffffffffffff

[G'kar]

We could afford it before I started the divorce. What's different now?


I st you not.

[Jasandjules]

Colin_147 said:

Purchased a new phone for the house the weekend. Plug it in, all up and working

OH "what's the new telephone number then"

LOL..

I just read that out to my OH, who asked "what's wrong with that?"..

[dave_s13]

Hoppy2008 said:

Her: Are you meant to put that up there?
Me: Yes. hhhmmmmmffffffffffffffffffffffff

Was the difference between jam and marmalade?







You can't marmalade your cock up trap 2

yes, I did go see Jimmy Carr at the weekend

[Hoppy2008]

dave_s13 said:

Hoppy2008 said:

Her: Are you meant to put that up there?
Me: Yes. hhhmmmmmffffffffffffffffffffffff

Was the difference between jam and marmalade?







You can't marmalade your cock up trap 2

yes, I did go see Jimmy Carr at the weekend

Edited by Hoppy2008 on Tuesday 11th November 15:18

[Soovy]

Hoppy2008 said:

dave_s13 said:

Hoppy2008 said:

Her: Are you meant to put that up there?
Me: Yes. hhhmmmmmffffffffffffffffffffffff

Was the difference between jam and marmalade?







You can't marmalade your cock up trap 2

yes, I did go see Jimmy Carr at the weekend

:HEHE:

Is that irritating c t getting his material from me now then?

[ascayman]

not a question more a statement walking through the west end, pass a tramp

her - oh i could never be a tramp they must be so cold.
me (confused) - well its not exactly a career choice love.

[Dick Dastardly]

"As a child do you remember the Moomins knocking on the doors of houses trying to sign people up for their religion? You don't see them much these days."

[Colin_147]

Jasandjules said:

Colin_147 said:

Purchased a new phone for the house the weekend. Plug it in, all up and working

OH "what's the new telephone number then"

LOL..

I just read that out to my OH, who asked "what's wrong with that?"..

lol

[Strangely Brown]

Driving along in the Elise at the weekend and, having been sitting quietly, Mrs. SB says:

Her: OK, so I know that the engine is in the back.
Me: Correct.
Her: And I know there is no space in the front or you'd let me put the bags in there.
Me: Correct.
Her: So... what's in the front?
Me: Well, what do you think might be in the front?
Her: The engine.
Me: No, that's in the back.
Her: So what's in the front?
Me: What do you think is in there? What could be in the front that isn't in the back?
Her: Half of the engine?
Me: Well... kind of... but no.
Her: So you've got two engines.
Me: No.
Her: So what's in the front?
Me: What can you see from the outside?
Her: A hole.
Me: And what is it for?
Her: To cool the engine.
Me: Correct. So what's in the front?
Her: Ah... the silvery pipework thingys.
Me: Which are for what?
Her: To cool the engine.
Me: Yes, how?
Her: But the engine is in the back.
Me: Why don't I just show you what's in the front when we stop?

[goode262]

More funny than dumb...


My wife this morning:
"Why does Hugh need all those blonde playboy bunnies, all he can do is cuddle them like teddy bears" ...

Edited by goode262 on Tuesday 11th November 15:38

[OJ]

I got one of my ex's a big tube of pink smarties once. She asked me if they had someone on the production line sitting and picking out all of the pink ones.

[Strangely Brown]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

In fairness to her she did pre-amble with the fact that she was about to ask something that she considered really stupid having been trying to work it out for herself for the last 10 miles or so.

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Condescending? I don't think it was. She made a statement and I confirmed it.

After we got home and I opened the front she said, "It's the radiator. So it is half of the engine."

There are some things that you just can't argue with.

Edited by Strangely Brown on Tuesday 11th November 15:45

[Mc Lovin]

Do whales beach themselves to go to sleep..... *slap*

[Steamer]

Dick Dastardly said:

"As a child do you remember the Moomins knocking on the doors of houses trying to sign people up for their religion? You don't see them much these days."

The original Moomins were scary little feckers tho

[AMCDan]

not a question as such... but a statement,

she bought me a 6 pack of Guinness for my birthday a couple years ago (amongst other things, or we'd have been having words).

when i opened them i made the usual "ooh-aaah's" and thanked her.

Her: "I was trying to get you that Guinness Extra Cold that you like but i couldn't find any on the shelf?"

Me: "you didn't ask someone for it did you?"

Her: "no"

Me: "good."

This girl has two master's degrees and works in nuclear medicine. jesus.

[DucatiGary]

hwat channel is the MTV awards on?



........

[petrol_penelope]

AMCDan said:

not a question as such... but a statement,

she bought me a 6 pack of Guinness for my birthday a couple years ago (amongst other things, or we'd have been having words).

when i opened them i made the usual "ooh-aaah's" and thanked her.

Her: "I was trying to get you that Guinness Extra Cold that you like but i couldn't find any on the shelf?"

Me: "you didn't ask someone for it did you?"

Her: "no"

Me: "good."

This girl has two master's degrees and works in nuclear medicine. jesus.

I don't see the problem with that?? If its not on the shelf where you think it will be where else will it be???

[Graham E]

@ elise man - maybe if you explained, rather than acted smug and knowing, your missus would know whats in the front?

at least she was trying to make an effort ffs.