Gordon the Moron
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Gordon the Moron
I'm Gordon the Moron, I'll tell you a tale
I wasn't elected (I thought I might fail).
The job I am doing, I got on the nod
I'm really quite awful, In fact, I'm a sod.
But all that's no matter, I think I'm the best
I know you don't like me, but I think you jest
I don't understand why you cannot see
The wonderful leader that I think is me.
The economy's shaky, but that's not my fault
The bankers and stockbrokers messed up the vaults
They behaved irresponsibly, why I can't say
But it might have had something to do with the pay
No-one could predict it, especially not me
I was only the Chancellor, I cannot foresee
But now that they've blown it and the banks are all busted
Only I can improve things - I'm the man to be trusted.
And then there's our partners, the EUSSR
Stick with our comrades, we're bound to go far
I know I agreed that you'd all get a say
But I thought you might all go and vote the wrong way
I couldn't allow that, I'm sure you'll agree
That might have annoyed them - it WOULD annoy me
So that little promise just went by the by
It's only a Treaty (and that's only a lie).
Tax is an issue I think irks you all
But tax ONLY rises, it never does fall
Please God, forgive me, I know it's a sin
But the trick is to make it appear that some win
I usually manage to do this quite well
But last year's debacle even I couldn't sell
OK, so some lost out - it was only 10p
And that's not a lot - well it isn't to me.
I'm Gordon the Moron, and today in my speech
I tried to seem honest - I tried not to preach
I promised you freebies, I promised a lot
I promised with money that I haven't got
But always there are people who don't realise
That what comes out of my mouth are whopping great lies
It's part of the game, I won't keep my word
And you're only one of the great voting hurd.
I AM the Prime Minister, I know better than you
The way you should live, and what you should do
If you should smoke and how much you should drink - -
(In the wrong place and you'll end up in Clink )
Take out your rubbish the way that you're told
Nanny knows best, and this nanny is bold
I'm Gordon the Moron, Big Brother to you
Do as I say - and not as I do.
I'm Gordon the Moron, I'll tell you a tale
I wasn't elected (I thought I might fail).
The job I am doing, I got on the nod
I'm really quite awful, In fact, I'm a sod.
But all that's no matter, I think I'm the best
I know you don't like me, but I think you jest
I don't understand why you cannot see
The wonderful leader that I think is me.
The economy's shaky, but that's not my fault
The bankers and stockbrokers messed up the vaults
They behaved irresponsibly, why I can't say
But it might have had something to do with the pay
No-one could predict it, especially not me
I was only the Chancellor, I cannot foresee
But now that they've blown it and the banks are all busted
Only I can improve things - I'm the man to be trusted.
And then there's our partners, the EUSSR
Stick with our comrades, we're bound to go far
I know I agreed that you'd all get a say
But I thought you might all go and vote the wrong way
I couldn't allow that, I'm sure you'll agree
That might have annoyed them - it WOULD annoy me
So that little promise just went by the by
It's only a Treaty (and that's only a lie).
Tax is an issue I think irks you all
But tax ONLY rises, it never does fall
Please God, forgive me, I know it's a sin
But the trick is to make it appear that some win
I usually manage to do this quite well
But last year's debacle even I couldn't sell
OK, so some lost out - it was only 10p
And that's not a lot - well it isn't to me.
I'm Gordon the Moron, and today in my speech
I tried to seem honest - I tried not to preach
I promised you freebies, I promised a lot
I promised with money that I haven't got
But always there are people who don't realise
That what comes out of my mouth are whopping great lies
It's part of the game, I won't keep my word
And you're only one of the great voting hurd.
I AM the Prime Minister, I know better than you
The way you should live, and what you should do
If you should smoke and how much you should drink - -
(In the wrong place and you'll end up in Clink )
Take out your rubbish the way that you're told
Nanny knows best, and this nanny is bold
I'm Gordon the Moron, Big Brother to you
Do as I say - and not as I do.
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