Joke/Tale required

[ettore]

Currently writing a speech and I need a joke or an amusing tale that's linked to the US election. My own efforts are currently poor.

Anyone???

[Hoppy2008]

ettore said:

Currently writing a speech and I need a joke or an amusing tale that's linked to the US election. My own efforts are currently poor.

Anyone???

Palin sucks cocks.

HTH

[ettore]

Hoppy2008 said:

ettore said:

Currently writing a speech and I need a joke or an amusing tale that's linked to the US election. My own efforts are currently poor.

Anyone???

Palin sucks cocks.

HTH

Thanks - audience is a little more sophisticated though.

[RDM]

Oh..so you've watched "Who's nailin' Palin?" aswell....

[SpeedchillsC9]

ettore said:

Hoppy2008 said:

ettore said:

Currently writing a speech and I need a joke or an amusing tale that's linked to the US election. My own efforts are currently poor.

Anyone???

Palin sucks cocks.

HTH

Thanks - audience is a little more sophisticated though.

"Palin performs fellatio" then.

[Shaw Tarse]

Palin gives fellatio.

[Orangecurry]

US talkshow kwality here
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/arti...

I did smile (slightly) at

"President Bush announced he has decided to visit Vietnam. The president said 'It must be a pretty nice place. I hear John McCain spent five years there.'"

[ettore]

Orangecurry said:

US talkshow kwality here
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/arti...

I did smile (slightly) at

"President Bush announced he has decided to visit Vietnam. The president said 'It must be a pretty nice place. I hear John McCain spent five years there.'"

Thanks, this is getting more like it..

I think Palin should be the target..hmmmm?..

[NobleLord]

Heard something on a US radio station yesterday along the lines of...

So, a rich black man is moving into the white house. Staff are hurriedly upgrading the sound system, extending the garage block and digging for a new outdoor pool and bar complex. Pimp my Ride are working on a new series called Pimp my House

NL

[Gun]

An old one:

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[Cara Van Man]

you need a joke/tale?

Go to a fancy/dress shop.

HTH

[ettore]

Cara Van Man said:

you need a joke/tale?

Go to a fancy/dress shop.

HTH

boom...tish.

[Taita]

Barak Obama has sorted the US economy already.

Sales of guns, white sheets, petrol, ammunition and garden fertiliser have rocketed.

[Cara Van Man]

[GingerNinja]

Barack Obama shows up at the gates of heaven, and gives a loud knock.

An Angel opens the gate and asks "Who are you?"

"I'm Barack Obama, I was president of the Unites States"

Angel says "Never heard of you - when were you elected?"

Barack says "Yesterday"

[Ahhh Moneypenny]

GingerNinja said:

Barack Obama shows up at the gates of heaven, and gives a loud knock.

An Angel opens the gate and asks "Who are you?"

"I'm Barack Obama, I was president of the Unites States"

Angel says "Never heard of you - when were you elected?"

Barack says "Yesterday"

[BoRED S2upid]

1st black man ever to enter the White house without a mop.

[Cara Van Man]

GingerNinja said:

Barack Obama shows up at the gates of heaven, and gives a loud knock.

An Angel opens the gate and asks "Who are you?"

"I'm Barack Obama, I was president of the Unites States"

Angel says "Never heard of you - when were you elected?"

Barack says "Yesterday"

[bobthemonkey]

Washington Police and the Secret Service stopped a man yesterday who was attempting to scale the White House fence.

The suspect was informed "Sorry, Mr President; you can't leave until January"

[mr_spock]

What's big and white, and smells of fried chicken?

the White House on Jan 21st 2009

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I guess McCain's had his chips