Gift help!

[Reevesy]

Hi

Its my girlfriend's dad's birthday tomorrow and i haven't bought him a gift. Now normally i would buy my families gifts and she would get her's which works well... but as she has only bought her dad a book that was a tenner she doesn't want to put both our names on it as it looks cheap

Which leave me in the st i need to get a gift for tomorrow but don't want to spend over 10-15 quid. So i need some help guys and girls what should i get a bloke in his 50's? Alochol isn't an option really...

Hopefully you lot aren't as useless at suggesting gifts as i am!

Cheers

Reevesy

[Hoppy2008]

A nice pair of slippers?
A nice dressing gown?

[captainzep]

Reevesy said:

Hi

Its my girlfriend's dad's birthday tomorrow and i haven't bought him a gift. Now normally i would buy my families gifts and she would get her's which works well... but as she has only bought her dad a book that was a tenner she doesn't want to put both our names on it as it looks cheap

Which leave me in the st i need to get a gift for tomorrow but don't want to spend over 10-15 quid. So i need some help guys and girls what should i get a bloke in his 50's? Alochol isn't an option really...

Hopefully you lot aren't as useless at suggesting gifts as i am!

Cheers

Reevesy

Take a picture of yourself with one thumb up, looking as serious, honest and sincere as you possibly can. With your other hand, hold up a sign saying;

"I have never had anal sex with your daughter"

Envelope.

Done.

[Hoppy2008]

Or an entry ticket to my brand new, men only sauna.

[V8S]

Some golf balls. All old gits get into golf sooner or later.

[V8S]

Hoppy2008 said:

Or an entry ticket to my brand new, men only sauna.

You need a ticket to be entered in your sauna? Where's the romance?

[Reevesy]

captainzep said:

Reevesy said:

Hi

Its my girlfriend's dad's birthday tomorrow and i haven't bought him a gift. Now normally i would buy my families gifts and she would get her's which works well... but as she has only bought her dad a book that was a tenner she doesn't want to put both our names on it as it looks cheap

Which leave me in the st i need to get a gift for tomorrow but don't want to spend over 10-15 quid. So i need some help guys and girls what should i get a bloke in his 50's? Alochol isn't an option really...

Hopefully you lot aren't as useless at suggesting gifts as i am!

Cheers

Reevesy

Take a picture of yourself with one thumb up, looking as serious, honest and sincere as you possibly can. With your other hand, hold up a sign saying;

"I have never had anal sex with your daughter"

Envelope.

Done.

i don't think you'd see me on here again if i gave him that!

[Hoppy2008]

V8S said:

Hoppy2008 said:

Or an entry ticket to my brand new, men only sauna.

You need a ticket to be entered in your sauna? Where's the romance?

Its only 1ft wide.
The romance is inevitable.

[captainzep]

Reevesy said:

captainzep said:

Reevesy said:

Hi

Its my girlfriend's dad's birthday tomorrow and i haven't bought him a gift. Now normally i would buy my families gifts and she would get her's which works well... but as she has only bought her dad a book that was a tenner she doesn't want to put both our names on it as it looks cheap

Which leave me in the st i need to get a gift for tomorrow but don't want to spend over 10-15 quid. So i need some help guys and girls what should i get a bloke in his 50's? Alochol isn't an option really...

Hopefully you lot aren't as useless at suggesting gifts as i am!

Cheers

Reevesy

Take a picture of yourself with one thumb up, looking as serious, honest and sincere as you possibly can. With your other hand, hold up a sign saying;

"I have never had anal sex with your daughter"

Envelope.

Done.

i don't think you'd see me on here again if i gave him that!

Excellent. A pro-bumming father-in-law. Best kind.

Big pork pie then.

And a nice mug.

[Reevesy]

Any more ideas people? I really do need to pull something out of my arse soon! (No not literally...)

[Hoppy2008]

A CD?
A DVD? Mabe he likes a certain type of film? My old man loves the Godfather trilogy for example?

[Reevesy]

Bumpy Bumpy

[V8S]

Well, what is he into?

[mitzy]

Egg Nogg

Old people like that.

[Reevesy]

Litterally just books and photography and rubgy.

I don't know what books he has, photograpy = expensive and so are tickets to a rugby match.

Thus i am struggling!

[Martial Arts Man]

Reevesy said:

Litterally just books and photography and rubgy.

I don't know what books he has, photograpy = expensive and so are tickets to a rugby match.

Thus i am struggling!

If he's English.....why not get him a DVD of the 2003 World Cup Rugby final.

Or the Lions in South Africa or something like that....

Marcus

[V8S]

Reevesy said:

Litterally just books and photography and rubgy.

I don't know what books he has, photograpy = expensive and so are tickets to a rugby match.

Thus i am struggling!

Lens filter undo-er.

£5.

My OH bought me one a few years ago and it's a bloody godsend.

[G'kar]

Reevesy said:

Litterally just books and photography and rubgy.

I don't know what books he has, photograpy = expensive and so are tickets to a rugby match.

Thus i am struggling!

A book of photographs of rugby.

A photograph of books about rugby

Throw a paperback at him and tackle him woughly to the ground. Have the OH take a polaroid of the moment.

Edited by G'kar on Tuesday 4th November 16:36

[V8S]

What is the book that your girlfriend is giving him? Can you find another book that refutes the main points of her book, thus showing him you have a keen scientific interest that goes beyond raising marijuana plants?

[lawrence567]

Splash out & get him a rugby shirt.
It'll make her gift look ste & if she ever complains in the future he'll stand up for you because you bought him an awesome present!
Although it's a bit more than £15!