Cucumbers must be out of season

[jeff m]

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Vicar_ho...

I would like to add I did not search for this

[mybrainhurts]

Spudgun, vicar, spudGUN...

[Chuffer]

vicar said:

I had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when I fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato

Uh-huh. Alrighteee then....

[The Riddler]

Repost.. Still worthy of a chuckle at this hour though

[anonymous-user]

Why does it not surprise me that this happened in sheffield!

[grumbledoak]

Nurse said:

"But it's not for me to question his story."

Yup. They take the vacuum cleaner 'incidents' as described, too.

[MrTom]

homicide said:

Why does it not surprise me that this happened in sheffield!

Why is that then? Do you get the urge to bung one up when you go through Sheffield?

[colonel c]

I'm surprised that no one has mentioned the R word yet.

[wildoliver]

colonel c said:

I'm surprised that no one has mentioned the R word yet.

Can you rape a potato?

[NiceCupOfTea]

colonel c said:

I'm surprised that no one has mentioned the R word yet.

You've reposted the repost!

BTW I love one of the comments - "Does it count as one of his 5 a day?"

[anonymous-user]

MrTom said:

homicide said:

Why does it not surprise me that this happened in sheffield!

Why is that then? Do you get the urge to bung one up when you go through Sheffield?

Nope, but its a big place, and you get all sorts there i guess!

[mybrainhurts]

MrTom said:

homicide said:

Why does it not surprise me that this happened in sheffield!

Why is that then? Do you get the urge to bung one up when you go through Sheffield?

Right...

If homicide passes through Sheffield, I shall be waiting to bung one up him...

[metro lover]

I don't believe him

[mybrainhurts]

metro lover said:

I don't believe him

You don't say...

[captainzep]

wildoliver said:

colonel c said:

I'm surprised that no one has mentioned the R word yet.

Can you rape a potato?

Ha! Of course you ca...


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I mean...

No?