Email from BMW - oh dear, talk about timing....

[Soovy]

How unlucky is this bloke's timing?!



http://www.sjenfield.co.uk/email/SJDevelopments/sj...

Car dealer who got into property said:

Stephen James Developments

Stephen James Developments, is directed and managed by Stephen James Group Chairman Duncan Collins.

Duncan was responsible for building the Stephen James showroom at Lincoln Road, Enfield. He also built and refurbished the Aftersales Centre on the Martinbridge Estate, Enfield.

We are pleased to announce the completion of our latest development at Wynsmere Court, Green Dragon Lane, Winchmore Hill, N21 1EN.

The development has been built to the highest standard and carries a 10 year NHBC warranty. The extensive specification of the apartments available by clicking through to our website www.sj-developments.co.uk

Wynsmere Court is an exclusive secure gated development of 22, all privately owned, luxury apartments sold with share of freehold, comprising of 2 penthouses and 20 luxury flats. The apartments boast fully fitted luxury kitchens with granite work surfaces and integrated appliances, fully tiled en suites and bathrooms, triple glazing, underfloor heating, cooling system, fitted wardrobes, and patios or large balconies to all properties.

Two lifts access the secure underground parking. Outside the flats boast professionally landscaped communal gardens and main security entrance gates.

Prices range from £330,000 through to £895,000 for the remaining penthouse.

Should you wish to receive a brochure or arrange a viewing please telephone [phone] or e-mail [e-mail].

[princeperch]

It does have granite work surfaces though.

[Hoppy2008]

one of the Pentouhses already sold?

[bigandclever]

princeperch said:

It does have granite work surfaces though.

And Buck Rogers toilets

[hornetrider]

Lovely built-in wardrobes in the bedroom, classy. Where do I sign?

[Vee]

You want to see the huge new BMW showroom being built on the A1 in Barnet.
Just as sales dive.

[Munter]

Vee said:

You want to see the huge new BMW showroom being built on the A1 in Barnet.
Just as sales dive.

They are just finishing one off in Wolves as well.

[crofty1984]

What is a "luxury kitchen"? Does it have someone to do the cooking for you whilst you sit in a comfy chair getting sucked off?

[Soovy]

What annoys me is that I went to buy a car there, they gave a sh t bid, and then they start sending me SPAM emails about overpriced flats.

Idiots.

[Correct Change]

Soovy said:

What annoys me is that I went to buy a car there, they gave a sh t bid, and then they start sending me SPAM emails about overpriced flats.

Idiots.

You could do them a swap?

Give them your 911 and rent one of their flats for a week for nothing?

[hornetrider]

So... are you still in the 996 or did you jump to the M5?

[Soovy]

Correct Change said:

Soovy said:

What annoys me is that I went to buy a car there, they gave a sh t bid, and then they start sending me SPAM emails about overpriced flats.

Idiots.

You could do them a swap?

Give them your 911 and rent one of their flats for a week for nothing?

Very funny.

[Soovy]

hornetrider said:

So... are you still in the 996 or did you jump to the M5?

M5 wasn't there.

The dealer with the M5 changed the deal after it was done. So I told them to poke it.

[TonyHetherington]

Because of the length of time it takes to build something like that - from the very initial consideration through to completion I guess it makes sense that things are getting finished now at a really unlucky time. But as a result, does it not mean that in a couple of years there will be big holes in the housing market where investments are not getting made now?!

[thehawk]

Strange idea of luxury.

[Soovy]

TonyHetherington said:

Because of the length of time it takes to build something like that - from the very initial consideration through to completion I guess it makes sense that things are getting finished now at a really unlucky time. But as a result, does it not mean that in a couple of years there will be big holes in the housing market where investments are not getting made now?!

No, too much stock around at the moment.

Also, floods of BTL repos coming.

[Olf]

Soovy said:

hornetrider said:

So... are you still in the 996 or did you jump to the M5?

M5 wasn't there.

The dealer with the M5 changed the deal after it was done. So I told them to poke it.

You're going to get a reputation...


More of one I mean.

[ALawson]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

say it as it is

[NickXX]

Scotthall Watford have just put the finishing touches on their new extended showroom too.

[rpguk]

I love how the 'location' page has panoramic view of the Thames from Tower Bridge rather then Enfield High Street. Also interesting how there are no exterior shots of the building either.