Oh Dear!!!

[celticpilgrim]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1081355/...

Far too many stereotypes to lit here!!!

[V8mate]

Article said:

In the end, making Missy's wedding dreams come true cost her father - who lives in a caravan and surfaces driveways for a living - a whopping £100,000.

[The_Burg]

Be interesting to see 'daddies' tax returns as to how he could have saved for a £100k wedding and £18k van.

[elle]

£16,000 for that dress

[Eddh]

The_Burg said:

Be interesting to see 'daddies' tax returns as to how he could have saved for a £100k wedding and £18k van.

Indeed it would, 'So where did the £100,000 come from Mr Pikey?'

'Erm well you know a bit of buying and selling on antiques, I buy em cheap and fix em with 6 inch nails see...'

[Wacky Racer]

I wanted to outdo everyone else's wedding dress,' she said.

[MK4 Slowride]

Cracking rack on her & her mate

I wish I didn't pay any tax and could save £100,000 to blow on a poxy wedding. I never realised there was so much money to be made tarmacing drives. Maybe it's the free daags that go with it?

[Davi]

article should of said:

Guest Victoria Docherty, 23, who wore a £700 hotpants and bra outfit, said: 'This isn't unusual - it's just what we do at weddings. It's all very extravagant. Everything is paid for by the hard working tax payer who we then thieve off.

[off_again]

Trying not to say it..... PPPppp iii kkk.....


Argh...

[grumbledoak]

Classy, it ain't. But each to their own.

As for the pay no tax bit - where do I sign up?

[dodgyviper]

That church is about 150 yards from my house.

Dammit I've missed the wedding of the year.

[The Walrus]

I am the only one thinking yummy mummy, yes the woman on the far left is her mum !!

[Dirty Boy]

"Her mother Theresa"

[G'kar]

dodgyviper said:

That church is about 150 yards from my house.

How's the roof?

[Davi]

The Walrus said:

I am the only one thinking yummy mummy, yes the woman on the far left is her mum !!

Good God man she's a Pikey!!! Surely that cancels out any form of physical attraction?

[Roo.]

MK4 Slowride said:

Cracking rack on her & her mate

That's her mum.

[madbadger]

Oh Dear.
This thread is winning.
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

[The Walrus]

Davi said:

The Walrus said:

I am the only one thinking yummy mummy, yes the woman on the far left is her mum !!

Good God man she's a Pikey!!! Surely that cancels out any form of physical attraction?

I would get the meguiars all purpose cleaner and jet wash out first to give her a thorough cleaning.

Edited by The Walrus on Wednesday 29th October 11:08

[Simpo Two]

MK4 Slowride said:

I wish I didn't pay any tax and could save £100,000 to blow on a poxy wedding. I never realised there was so much money to be made tarmacing drives.

You're forgetting the decades of top-level benefits fraud though...

[MK4 Slowride]

Davi said:

The Walrus said:

I am the only one thinking yummy mummy, yes the woman on the far left is her mum !!

Good God man she's a Pikey!!! Surely that cancels out any form of physical attraction?

I know, I know. Having bad thoughts here. I need to wash my face out with brake cleaner and swarfegar gel.

It's their rack I tell you.