Stupid man ..

[Wado-Ryu]

So, shopping in Asda ( i dont normally )

anyway, i go and buy some flowers and go and pay for them.

He looks around the flowers and said " do you no how much these are ? "
i said " they were free " for a joke.

And he said okay and put them to the side.

All the people behind me were laughing.

[anonymous-user]

Oh my, i wish i had tried that one earlier in stead of coughing up £50 for food!

[richyb]

Are you going for most threads started in first month?

[Wado-Ryu]

richyb said:

Are you going for most threads started in first month?

Nah im just a very chatty person

[anonymous-user]

richyb said:

Are you going for most threads started in first month?

If you were implying that about me, then....yep, got it in one! I have to spend all my time on here, if you looked up billy no mates in a dictionary... you would find my picture

[yourang youtang]

Wado-Ryu said:

So, shopping in Asda ( i dont normally )

anyway, i go and buy some flowers and go and pay for them.

He looks around the flowers and said \" do you no how much these are ? \"
i said \" they were free \" for a joke.

And he said okay and put them to the side.

All the people behind me were laughing.

Jesus.

[skylinecrazy]

homicide said:

richyb said:

Are you going for most threads started in first month?

If you were implying that about me, then....yep, got it in one! I have to spend all my time on here, if you looked up billy no mates in a dictionary... you would find my picture

I don't think he was on about you.

But, well done for admitting that anyway

[tomTVR]

Wado-Ryu said:

So, shopping in Asda ( i dont normally )

Let me guess, Waitrose? Most people on here like to point that out at least once if ever a thread comes up about supermarkets.

[anonymous-user]

Hey, if it werent for you lot, i wouldnt have any mates

[Slagathore]

I used to work with a not so clever woman when I worked in a pub.

She was serving a bloke some drinks, started putting it on the till, then says "Oh, I can't find Coors on the till, so those are free"

[yourang youtang]

homicide said:

Hey, if it werent for you lot, i wouldnt have any mates

Kidding yourself.

[anonymous-user]

yourang youtang said:

homicide said:

Hey, if it werent for you lot, i wouldnt have any mates

Kidding yourself.

Yeah thanks a lot

[skylinecrazy]

homicide said:

yourang youtang said:

homicide said:

Hey, if it werent for you lot, i wouldnt have any mates

Kidding yourself.

Yeah thanks a lot

[anonymous-user]

[Steamer]

He works in a supermarket... maybe you should have asked him a quantum physics question instead?

[anonymous-user]

homicide said:

800+ posts in a month? Can't you just go for a J. Arthur instead?

[anonymous-user]

Symbolica said:

homicide said:

800+ posts in a month? Can't you just go for a J. Arthur instead?

Tried that, and my eyesight is for st now, the lenses in my glasses look like the bottom of pint pots!

[skylinecrazy]

homicide said:

Symbolica said:

homicide said:

800+ posts in a month? Can't you just go for a J. Arthur instead?

Tried that, and my eyesight is for st now, the lenses in my glasses look like the bottom of pint pots!

Go to some car shows, race events etc etc.

[yourang youtang]

skylinecrazy said:

homicide said:

Symbolica said:

homicide said:

800+ posts in a month? Can\'t you just go for a J. Arthur instead?

Tried that, and my eyesight is for st now, the lenses in my glasses look like the bottom of pint pots!

Go to some car shows, race events etc etc.

Yes, birds of a feather and all that.

[Shaolin]

Wado-Ryu said:

So, shopping in Asda ( i dont normally )

anyway, i go and buy some flowers and go and pay for them.

He looks around the flowers and said " do you no how much these are ? "
i said " they were free " for a joke.

And he said okay and put them to the side.

All the people behind me were laughing.

I'm impressed.

Every now and then I get something that won't scan properly, occasionally I am asked how much it is, but I always helpfully offer something like "I think it was about 3p" - your example has served to keep me going until I can achieve a similar victory of my own.