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If you put a tinfoil gun shape in a case, stag weekend or not, you are a cock of the highest order. Do you think the customs staff, airport police and crew will find it funny. I don't think the stag will either, and i sincerely hope they can find something to lock you up for at the airport.
A joke maybe, but in this day and age, i would not like to have to deal with a gun, cardboard or otherwise.
Get him pissed, shave his balls and tie him to a lamppost, don't pull stunts that have a knock on effect on anyone other then the stag group.
A joke maybe, but in this day and age, i would not like to have to deal with a gun, cardboard or otherwise.
Get him pissed, shave his balls and tie him to a lamppost, don't pull stunts that have a knock on effect on anyone other then the stag group.
Spelling police! Fake gun, thats not funny. Now a putting a real gun in his suitcase when he's not looking, thats funny. Throw in a bag of coke for good measure too. The look on his face will be priceless (well in fifteen years time when you see his face again).
Edited by richyb on Friday 24th October 21:02
Do nothing that will affect his wedding day or you won't be his mate for long. Shave his head and his future misses will not have you hanging around him again.
Viagra. He'll be walking from bar to bar with a canoe in his pocket but it'll have worn off by the morning. Test it on yourself first, to see how much is necessary.
Find a hen session in the same city (stag and hen sessions gravitate towards one another so it shouldn't be hard) and handcuff him to the hen. She'll be a prude no doubt, so he's unlikely to get off with her, but assuming you find a "fit" hen party, you will be stuck with the hen's mates all night, to your benefit.
A colleague once related how his best man managed to get a fistful of vaseline down his (the stag's) shorts in the taxi as they were off out on his stag session. Although I cannot in any way put myself in the shoes of that particular best man, the stag (my colleague) said what a simultaneously horrible and fabulous experience it was to walk around all night with your tackle all slimy.
Viagra. He'll be walking from bar to bar with a canoe in his pocket but it'll have worn off by the morning. Test it on yourself first, to see how much is necessary.
Find a hen session in the same city (stag and hen sessions gravitate towards one another so it shouldn't be hard) and handcuff him to the hen. She'll be a prude no doubt, so he's unlikely to get off with her, but assuming you find a "fit" hen party, you will be stuck with the hen's mates all night, to your benefit.
A colleague once related how his best man managed to get a fistful of vaseline down his (the stag's) shorts in the taxi as they were off out on his stag session. Although I cannot in any way put myself in the shoes of that particular best man, the stag (my colleague) said what a simultaneously horrible and fabulous experience it was to walk around all night with your tackle all slimy.
viper55 said:
Got a stag weekend in spain soon,
i want some of the top ph tricks ya can think of already got the cardbored gun in tin foil to go in his bag..
im sure ph gang can think of better
i want some of the top ph tricks ya can think of already got the cardbored gun in tin foil to go in his bag..
im sure ph gang can think of better
Wht don't you put the fake gun in YOUR luggage - and when they come to speak with you shout "Allah uh Ahkbar" (or similar) and jump up out of your seat and quickly reach inside your jacket.
Result
viper55 said:
Got a stag weekend in spain soon,
i want some of the top ph tricks ya can think of already got the cardbored gun in tin foil to go in his bag..
im sure ph gang can think of better
Thats the most idiotic thing I've read in years.i want some of the top ph tricks ya can think of already got the cardbored gun in tin foil to go in his bag..
im sure ph gang can think of better
You sir are a COCK of the highest order. and make orinary folks like security staff jobs a firking misery.
Kevin
viper55 said:
Got a stag weekend in spain soon,
i want some of the top ph tricks ya can think of already got the cardbored gun in tin foil to go in his bag..
I dont know why everyone is jumping down your throat for this comment, I think it is hysterical!! I wouldnt do it, but it is comedy at its finest!i want some of the top ph tricks ya can think of already got the cardbored gun in tin foil to go in his bag..
Now, whats a stag?
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