Post your local paper's latest headline here

[raf_gti]

"Shamed Church Minister Sent Herself Faeces"

Can anybody beat that as a local headline? Sure beats the usual "Dog Barks At Night" we normally seem to have here.

[Puggit]

Eden set to be new paradise in Reading

[cougargirl]

Boring

Couple guilty of 113mph double death crash on A1.

One thing though, how can a "couple" be guilty? Don't you need only ONE person to drive?

[Maxf]

"Police probe young girls snatch"











That may be from viz. In about 1990

[ewenm]

Businessman jailed for possession of child pornography

[V8mate]

Schools bombshell

[DucatiGary]

A SLOVAKIAN man has been charged with attempted murder after a pensioner was savaged by a cackling “cannibal” during a raid on his home.

well not todays but gruesome all the same

[cougargirl]

V8mate said:

Schools bombshell

Bit dangerous education system you have round your way?

[Rotten Egg]

Express & Star

http://www.expressandstar.com/2008/10/24/region-is...

[adycav]

"CANNABIS FACTORY GANG GETS 17 YEARS"

http://www.thisisleicestershire.co.uk/news/Cannabi...

[A1GOY]

Not the main one...

"Professor Stephen Hawking Poised To Step Down"

[cougargirl]

A1GOY said:

Not the main one...

"Professor Stephen Hawking Poised To Step Down"

[Chris_w666]

Teacher found porn shame 'inexcusable'

http://www.hartlepoolmail.co.uk/news/Teacher-found...

[john2443]

'Sir Adrian Fuchs off to Antarctic again' - allegedly Yorkshire Post years ago

[Rob.]

This weeks Melton Times:

"Horror as boy dragged under bus"

[gazza_3]

"Who is the hole in the wall gang?"

[john_p]

Hooligans set caravan alight

[MK4 Slowride]

I got distracted by this story. The comments made by the locals are classic.

http://www.thisisgloucestershire.co.uk/latestnews/...

[ettore]

"Historic White House and Chapel restoration"

not too much happening here this week!

[bigandclever]

http://www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk/

"Firefighters lift 47-stone Leeds woman from home"