Strippers

[PhantomHumper]

Was at the strippers on saturday as per the usual birthday outing. Usually a good laugh.

Heard the bouncers talking about a pervy old bd that had been in all day, next thing I know is some old guy felt a girls bum then got the st kicked out of him by the bouncers and thrown out. Great day out.

Just wondering does anyone go regularly?
Are you a pervy old bd?
Anything decent happen while you have been?


Seems like a good place to spend retirement.

Let the ripping commence.

[Colin_147]

I remember going to my first strip join when I was 18. id just bought some drinks andf stupidly didnt get any change for the chick that comes round with the pint glass. It was either £5 note or about 12p in coppers. I went for the coppers 'hope she doesnt notice' option and promptly got a slap round the face - well worth it

Havent been back since, interestingly enough

[Mark H 1984]

At last a topic I can fully contribute to and talk about with a degree of authority!

I'm not a dirty old man (24) but most of our nights out seem to steer themselves towards the strippers at the mid point of the night.

Nothing interest really happens - I just get horney and frustrated at the same time. A stripper once sold me a small bag of white power which I'm pretty sure was a mix of laxative and sweet & lo - apart from that nowt.

One my mate reckons he fingered one of them - but I'm sure he didn;t.

Come to think of it - not sure why we ever go???

[fullbeem]

I first went to a strip club when I was 18 as part of a team night out paid for by Financial Institution.

Was a seedy place in Birmingham close to New street (now no longer there) got to touch and all that. Was told the vice squad were in tonight as I entered but I thoroughly enjoyed myself.

[Puggit]

Saw a bloke pay for his (female) other half to have a dance - well worth watching

[TOENHEEL]

Theres always one mate who thinks he got something haha..or one who thinks that one of the girls was "well into him" haha

In saying this there is one girl who thinks im a professional footballer and everytime we go in she tries to have a bit crack on haha so funny winding them up.

Next time your in a jack the rippers try telling them you play professional football obviously only if your pretty athletic looking then watch the reaction once word spreads..

Edited by TOENHEEL on Friday 24th October 11:36

[Wacky Racer]

Colin_147 said:

and promptly got a slap round the face - well worth it

[V8S]

My OH said a couple of years ago that we could go to a strip club as I'd never been before. I haven't yet taken up the offer. I'd prefer to buy her a pole to save on the petrol costs but don't think she'd be amused somehow. At least with your own private dancer things can progress. I'd have thought women would be more up for that sort of thing, rather than allowing their men to leer at strangers that are almost certainly younger and fitter. Why have a tiny steak in town when you can have some prime rump and a bunk-up at home?

Edited by V8S on Friday 24th October 11:46

[TonyHetherington]

Strippers annoy me. Too much attitude.

[scoobykev15]

pal of mine was on his way to a match in newcastle(poor bugger!)and went for a pint in a bar on the way.the ropiest old dog in tyne and wear was getting her kit off on stage when he went in.when the bra came off her tits nearly touched her waist and she then turned round,bent over and started pulling her pants down.at that point a loud voice from the back shouted" hey pet, i bet your fanny has seen more japs eyes than a datsun wing mirror" .the pants got pulled up,she turned round and shouted fk off at the offender and ran off the stage in tears!

[lawrence567]

You go into a strip club for a service... to see hot (sometimes debatable)
women get but naked & you pay them for the pleasure!
If you want a decent stripper go to Amsterdam or Prague.
Came back from Prague, from a club, it was a sex club and a lapdance club, 50% of girls were hookers but all of them did strip shows.
The strip shows are free & every half an hour they do a full lesbian show on stage.

[smutbag]

I used to DJ in one. Was a good laugh. Some of the girls were really nice, others not so. What was more interesting was how ordinary, even bad some of the girls looked once they were in their tracksuits and make up removed and the lights up at the end of the night.

Also the local stripjoint was the only place open for a drink really after a certain time when I'd finished a gig so often myself, other DJ's and doorstaff would meet there for a blether after work.

Visited a few in a more traditional capacity in mine time and the standard varies incredible amounts depending on where you are in the country. Some are relatively nice, others have sticky carpets.

[Mark H 1984]

scoobykev15 said:

the ropiest old dog in tyne and wear was getting her kit off on stage when he went in.when the bra came off her tits nearly touched her waist

The worst thing is I think I know exactly what pub this is - I bet it's Sam Jacks. There's some right haggered tarts get in there!

[jshell]

Mark H 1984 said:

scoobykev15 said:

the ropiest old dog in tyne and wear was getting her kit off on stage when he went in.when the bra came off her tits nearly touched her waist

The worst thing is I think I know exactly what pub this is - I bet it's Sam Jacks. There's some right haggered tarts get in there!

Most common chest measurement for Aul Slappers: 34" long....

[GreenDog]

scoobykev15 said:

" hey pet, i bet your fanny has seen more japs eyes than a datsun wing mirror"

Nearly crying with laughter at that

[shadowninja]

Isn't it just full of pervy old bds? That's the point, isn't it?

Edited by shadowninja on Friday 24th October 12:10

[Timmy35]

smutbag said:

Visited a few in a more traditional capacity in mine time and the standard varies incredible amounts depending on where you are in the country. Some are relatively nice, others have sticky carpets.

generally ones in London are pretty high quality, even the dives..... but Edinburgh? Jesus until they sort out the strip clubs it'll never be a major fiancial centre!

[PhantomHumper]

smutbag said:

I used to DJ in one. Was a good laugh. Some of the girls were really nice, others not so. What was more interesting was how ordinary, even bad some of the girls looked once they were in their tracksuits and make up removed and the lights up at the end of the night.

Also the local stripjoint was the only place open for a drink really after a certain time when I'd finished a gig so often myself, other DJ's and doorstaff would meet there for a blether after work.

Visited a few in a more traditional capacity in mine time and the standard varies incredible amounts depending on where you are in the country. Some are relatively nice, others have sticky carpets.

Nice one, where about did you DJ?

[PhantomHumper]

Timmy35 said:

smutbag said:

Visited a few in a more traditional capacity in mine time and the standard varies incredible amounts depending on where you are in the country. Some are relatively nice, others have sticky carpets.

generally ones in London are pretty high quality, even the dives..... but Edinburgh? Jesus until they sort out the strip clubs it'll never be a major fiancial centre!

It was Edinburgh where I was

[Mark H 1984]

For Your Eyes Only in town used to a have a lunch time buffet on.

After all this stipper talk I might have goosie gander at lunch time. Quick ham sandwich, Pint of Stella and quick flash of some dogs brown eye sounds like a good friday lunch time.

Anyone else working near Grey St in Town fancy a look down???