NONE SHALL PASS, err, probably
Discussion
The road was blocked by cones and yellow and red signs declaring ROAD CLOSED, DIVERSION --->
For "surface patching" work, lasting a week.
Not to worry, the warning sign had been there for a week and the detour is only a mile, leading to the other end of the closed road.
A quick blat round the twisties led to the other end. A nice change.
Ninety minutes later, coming back...hello, the closure signs are reversed and can't be read.
So let's proceed and see what happens...
A hundred yards past the junction, cones are again blocking the road...bugger.
But wait...
Why's that bloke moving the big closure signs...?
'Scuse me, Mr Road Repair Man, can I nip though or have they started work yet..?
You can go straight through, mate....SOMEBODY'S CLOSED THE WRONG BLOODY ROAD...
Oh, how we laughed...
The end...
For "surface patching" work, lasting a week.
Not to worry, the warning sign had been there for a week and the detour is only a mile, leading to the other end of the closed road.
A quick blat round the twisties led to the other end. A nice change.
Ninety minutes later, coming back...hello, the closure signs are reversed and can't be read.
So let's proceed and see what happens...
A hundred yards past the junction, cones are again blocking the road...bugger.
But wait...
Why's that bloke moving the big closure signs...?
'Scuse me, Mr Road Repair Man, can I nip though or have they started work yet..?
You can go straight through, mate....SOMEBODY'S CLOSED THE WRONG BLOODY ROAD...
Oh, how we laughed...
The end...
Edited by mybrainhurts on Wednesday 22 October 16:13
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