X Factor Chav Living in Toyota Verso
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http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?X_Factor_...
I'd wouldnt fancy having to get in that car with them!
I'd wouldnt fancy having to get in that car with them!
Ganglandboss said:
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?X_Factor_...
I'd wouldnt fancy having to get in that car with them!
A toyota verso? could be an interesting camper conversion. I'd wouldnt fancy having to get in that car with them!
I love the accusation that they were targeted for being big fatty bum-bums.
"Dear council,
My neighbour (who is fat) has been rowdy and loud all night. I cannot sleep, and my complaints about the daughter's singing (who is also fat) have so far gone unnoticed.
Yours faithfully,
Disgruntled neighbour"
"Dear Sir,
please accept the councils most sincere apologies about this situation. Your previous complaints had been dealt with on the assumption that whilst your neighbours were inconvenient, they were at least good-looking, so you could knock one out after overhearing their arguing whilst thinking about the daughter (who we believe to be 19) coming round to yours for some "comfort". Heck, we know "those types" don't we? You probably could sling it up the daughter for a bottle of white lightning and 20 bensons. That is the reason we move those of a less amenable nature into pleasant neighburhoods. We consider it a "service" to the community.
Having reviewed the evidence you have sent, I can only apologise again for the fact that the whole family, not only bears a facial resemblance to a smacked arse, but that as you pointed out in your letter, are fat.
They will be removed immediately, and we will try to find you some better looking neighbours.
Yours Faithfully,
The Council"
Edited by crofty1984 on Tuesday 21st October 10:45
[quote]The family – mother Audrey, 57, father Philip, 53, and sister Samantha, 21 – insist they were targeted because of their size.
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No, they were targeted because they are a bunch of anti social scrounging slobs who have been causing misery for their neighbours. The fact that they are a bunch of fat ugly wasters just opens up the opportuinity to ridicule them even more.
And you can guarantee the Verso will be a right state when they hand it back to the government for a brand new one...
Incidently, how many people do you think go on X factor for the opposite reason, ie with the intention of being that criminally bad that they actually get their 5 minutes of fame from it? There is deluded, but some of the nutters are blatently there to put on a laughable show...
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No, they were targeted because they are a bunch of anti social scrounging slobs who have been causing misery for their neighbours. The fact that they are a bunch of fat ugly wasters just opens up the opportuinity to ridicule them even more.
And you can guarantee the Verso will be a right state when they hand it back to the government for a brand new one...
Incidently, how many people do you think go on X factor for the opposite reason, ie with the intention of being that criminally bad that they actually get their 5 minutes of fame from it? There is deluded, but some of the nutters are blatently there to put on a laughable show...
article said:
'People have said they cannot believe this has happened,' said Mrs Chawner.
Yeah, me neither.Who'd be stupid enough to parade their fat tallentless arse about on TV's most irritating show and then complain to the media?
The only place you'll find more chins than in that Toyota is a Chinese telephone directory.
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