Lifts

[MK4 Slowride]

Got four of them in the tower I work in. One will make me feel dizzy when I get up to my floor. I'm not the only one this effects and she said it's just one of the lifts and only going up as well. Why is this when all four are the same, going to the same height (150ft or so)?

Another lift doesn't stop the doors closing if you stick your foot in until it's started to crush your foot.

Why is it really freaky when it stops opens the doors but your between floors and your tempted to climb up a bit to get out but fear of it moving again and chopping you in half.

[lunarscope]

Is that supposed to be English ?

[OllieBirmingham]

Speak to XLlifts. I'm sure they can offer some advice/counselling

[GTIR]

She said?



The lift operator?
The voice in your head? (are they usually the opposite sex, assuming your a dude?
Your wife?
Office crumpet?
Girlfriend?

How long have you been thinking about this sir?

[ih8thisname]

GTIR said:

She said?



The lift operator?
The voice in your head? (are they usually the opposite sex, assuming your a dude?
Your wife?
Office crumpet?
Girlfriend?

How long have you been drinking sir?

EFA

[filski666]

what's the question?

[Hoppy2008]

filski666 said:

what's the question?

I dunno, but the answer is fuctifino.

[steven182]

i'm confuddled

[Scott328i]

phil you are a silly fker aren't you

poor liccle baby scared of heights

aaahhhhh

[Ozone]

Use the stairs?

[missy-a-k]

too many blue smarties for you sunshine

[mouseymousey]

leave him alone, he's still dizzy.

Must be the speed (stick to coke) or the alignment of the shaft I'd say.

[Snoggledog]

Er.. Use a different lift? Or is that just to sensible?

[Galileo]

I think it must be altitude sickness.

[Neil_H]

Uuuuuum, whut?

[filski666]

Neil_H said:

Uuuuuum, whut?

[pedant]looks more like 2 Scotch pancakes to me[/pedant]

[Mc Lovin]

damn, my weeds been sent to the wrong address ffs

[King Herald]

MK4 Slowride said:

Got four of them in the tower I work in. One will make me feel dizzy when I get up to my floor. I'm not the only one this effects and she said it's just one of the lifts and only going up as well. Why is this when all four are the same, going to the same height (150ft or so)?

Another lift doesn't stop the doors closing if you stick your foot in until it's started to crush your foot.

Why is it really freaky when it stops opens the doors but your between floors and your tempted to climb up a bit to get out but fear of it moving again and chopping you in half.

I suppose the concept of approaching the management, or maintenance, or health and safety personnel hasn't occurred to you, has it?

[MK4 Slowride]

Not yet, there's a phone in there but it's an antique and it's probably got gheyids.

Whoever said use the stairs you clearly haven't been in a skyscraper.

Scott, where did I say I was scared of heights?

I'm scared of your ginger face though.

[Silverbullet767]

Quite random today aren't we??