Tom Cruise.

[DOOG]

Anybody heard anything?

Accident whilst filming in New Zealand...?

[Maxf]

anonymous said:

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all of him, or just his winky?

[johnfm]

Was very slippery, he was slipping in and out repeatedly.

[OllieBirmingham]

anonymous said:

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Was it actually a man, or just a young boy who looked a bit like a man?

[Not Ideal]

Heard rumour as well - sounds a load of rubbish

[mitzy]

Prob tripped over his cuban heels.

[rhinochopig]

OllieBirmingham said:

anonymous said:

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Was it actually a man, or just a young boy who looked a bit like a man?

Actually I'd heard that he'd been trapped in a closet collapse.

[Davi]

Maxf said:

anonymous said:

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all of him, or just his winky?

being that he's a total cock, it's much the same either way.

[mitzy]

What happened to Mc lovin's post ???

[Hoppy2008]

mitzy said:

What happened to Mc lovin's post ???

hmmmm, I wonder?

[Yugguy]

lol, and mine...

Bah, it's a sad day when the Macc Lads get censored!

[Mc Lovin]

hmmm, Tom is now a moderator on PH?

Sorry mate, your secret's safe in the closet, honest.

[ehasler]

DOOG said:

Anybody heard anything?

Until there's anything worthwhile posting about, this thread will be closed to stop it descending any lower.