Is being an Ice cream man a licence to print money????
Is being an Ice cream man a licence to print money????
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Wacky Racer

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41,363 posts

277 months

Wednesday 15th October 2008
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No, seriously.....

Last year I bought my family some assorted Ice creams from a Mr Whippy van parked outside Whitby Abbey, there was a small queue of six or seven in front of me, and I reckon he took around £45 in less than ten minutes...

Last Sunday in Headingley, Leeds, a van came down the street and stopped, I bought one, there were several people behind me, again probably another fifteen pounds in five minutes.......

Unlike a shop, if trade is a bit slack you can just up sticks and move to a better location....hours to suit yourself and I bet the mark up is ridiculous.

Also a "cash" business like taxi driving, window cleaning....

Thoughts please...........biggrin

The Londoner

3,964 posts

268 months

Wednesday 15th October 2008
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I believe that the territories that go with these vans are very jealously guarded. Try to muscle in as a new boy on the block and you'll probably end up making the acquaintance of the type of people you'd rather not meet.

Wacky Racer

Original Poster:

41,363 posts

277 months

Wednesday 15th October 2008
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The Londoner said:
I believe that the territories that go with these vans are very jealously guarded. Try to muscle in as a new boy on the block and you'll probably end up making the acquaintance of the type of people you'd rather not meet.
I have read about "Ice cream wars" in places like Glasgow yikesI must admit..........smile

funk odyssey

1,983 posts

259 months

Wednesday 15th October 2008
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MitchT

17,141 posts

239 months

Wednesday 15th October 2008
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£45 in less than ten minutes... but remember, in the UK you'll only have a few days out of every 12 months in which to earn a year's wages!

Steamer

14,185 posts

243 months

Wednesday 15th October 2008
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High suicide rate too....


....lots of Icecream men top themselves apparently.


getmecoat



Edited by Steamer on Wednesday 15th October 19:49

Shaw Tarse

31,896 posts

233 months

Wednesday 15th October 2008
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Wacky Racer said:
The Londoner said:
I believe that the territories that go with these vans are very jealously guarded. Try to muscle in as a new boy on the block and you'll probably end up making the acquaintance of the type of people you'd rather not meet.
I have read about "Ice cream wars" in places like Glasgow yikesI must admit..........smile
Don't they sell other "stuff" than 99s?

Jon C

3,214 posts

277 months

Wednesday 15th October 2008
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Shaw Tarse said:
Wacky Racer said:
The Londoner said:
I believe that the territories that go with these vans are very jealously guarded. Try to muscle in as a new boy on the block and you'll probably end up making the acquaintance of the type of people you'd rather not meet.
I have read about "Ice cream wars" in places like Glasgow yikesI must admit..........smile
Don't they sell other "stuff" than 99s?
Duncan Bannatyne was in, then he got oot.

crofty1984

17,064 posts

234 months

Wednesday 15th October 2008
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Shaw Tarse said:
Wacky Racer said:
The Londoner said:
I believe that the territories that go with these vans are very jealously guarded. Try to muscle in as a new boy on the block and you'll probably end up making the acquaintance of the type of people you'd rather not meet.
I have read about "Ice cream wars" in places like Glasgow yikesI must admit..........smile
Don't they sell other "stuff" than 99s?
Yeah, in Leeds you can get weed and cocaine. Though don't ask the wrong van like my mate did.

john_p

7,073 posts

280 months

Wednesday 15th October 2008
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funk odyssey said:
'The conflicts generated widespread public outrage, and earned the Strathclyde Police the nickname the "serious chimes squad"'

rofl

awesome_welles

708 posts

250 months

Wednesday 15th October 2008
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Yes, Ice Cream is very seasonal. You have to think of something to do instead during the other least 6 months.

B17NNS

18,506 posts

277 months

Wednesday 15th October 2008
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Steamer said:
....lots of Icecream men top themselves apparently.
hundreds and thousands a year I heard.

Demolisher 2

445 posts

216 months

Wednesday 15th October 2008
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Steamer said:
High suicide rate too....


....lots of Icecream men top themselves apparently.


getmecoat



Edited by Steamer on Wednesday 15th October 19:49
Suicide.
Set up shop in the wrong part of town? Suicide.
Sell one of your rivals' specialty yourself? Suicide.
It's a dangerous world in the Ice Cream business.


paperbag

Simpo Two

92,881 posts

295 months

Wednesday 15th October 2008
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Demolisher 2 said:
It's a dangerous world in the Ice Cream business.
Yep, if things overheat it could get slippery.

bishbash

2,447 posts

227 months

Wednesday 15th October 2008
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Business is good in summer, but flakey in Winter.

B17NNS

18,506 posts

277 months

Wednesday 15th October 2008
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laugh Reminds me of the 'how does Mr Whippy do a st' joke.

(squats down and wiggles arse in a circular motion)

Heskey

4,048 posts

223 months

Wednesday 15th October 2008
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Wacky Racer said:
The Londoner said:
I believe that the territories that go with these vans are very jealously guarded. Try to muscle in as a new boy on the block and you'll probably end up making the acquaintance of the type of people you'd rather not meet.
I have read about "Ice cream wars" in places like Glasgow yikesI must admit..........smile
Yep was just about to say, they aren't making all the money on 99s with flake!

The "real goods" are in "the back".

Wacky Racer

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41,363 posts

277 months

Wednesday 15th October 2008
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My old man used to say when he sounded his chimes it was to say he'd sold out.......rage





And the man next door spent £10,000 on double glazing so his son wouldn't hear them.......hehe

Holst

2,468 posts

251 months

Wednesday 15th October 2008
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I dont do icecream vans but I used to work for a company with mobile food vans.

We started a new van in leicester and we had a few guys drive up and threaten us, we told them where to go.
A couple of weeks later they came back with baseball bats and smashed the van up a bit and threatened to shoot us if we went back.

Its mainly the static vans that have a reputation for being violent around here, the guys who attacked us were associates of a guy who owned static vans.

I wouldnt mind buying a few ice cream vans, profit margins are good but the seasonality would be a problem.

tubbystu

3,846 posts

290 months

Wednesday 15th October 2008
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With the right pitch you are made ( I avoided thee lyons maid gag on purpose !)

A guy who used to drink in my local has a pitch on Epsom Downs and works 4 - 5 months of the year - albeit seven days a week and then goes to his villa in Spain for the rest of the time.

Neither his sizable house here ( and he moved 6 months ago to an even bigger, better house and paid cash) nor the one in Spain have mortgages and he has several nice motors too.

Can't be bad, but its all down to location, location, location I guess. He inherited the pitch from his uncle and it has a peppercorn rent too. bd hehe