Good news

[Brown and Boris]

After all the glom and doom of recent threads here is a thread for sharing those little bits of good news. They are got great big 'I am cured of cancer', 'My wife is pregant' announcemnets, just the simple things in life which make the others bearable. Try to think of three things.

Here's mine;


The wife let me apply her all over fake tan on her yesterday, and tells me it will need topping up today ready for our holiday.

The camelia in the garden looks like it has a bumper set of flower buds ready for next spring.

My litle dog seems to have stopped scratching himself to distraction

[Olf]

Here's mine. Only one highlight though.

Your wife allowed be to apply her fake tan last week.

[Brown and Boris]

Olf said:

Here's mine. Only one highlight though.

Your wife allowed be to apply her fake tan last week.

How did you look?

[captainzep]

Mrs Zep has stopped breastfeeding Zep child #2.

Her libido is returning thunderously.
I'm walking with a limp and there are no batteries left in any remotes.

As it should be.

[grins happy smile and applies fresh ice pack to chuds]

[Olf]

Brown and Boris said:

Olf said:

Here's mine. Only one highlight though.

Your wife allowed be to apply her fake tan last week.

How did you look?

Bit like frank bruno. It's quite hard to do properly isn't it?

[_Deano]

Brown and Boris said:

The camelia in the garden looks like it has a bumper set of flower buds ready for next spring.

you have a camel in your garden?
Do they eat much and how big is the shadow?

also what dyslexic group do you go to?

[Simond001]

Brown and Boris said:

Olf said:

Here's mine. Only one highlight though.

Your wife allowed be to apply her fake tan last week.

How did you look?

Straight up and all over

[Mr Trophy]

Pictures?

[crofty1984]

Went out with some people from work last night. That was good. I might eat some junk food later.

[speedchick]

I have just received a commission for a charm bracelet

Am thinking of changing my name to Tesco, as at this moment in time, every little does help!

[hman]

1) I've taught my my mate how to fly his rc planes
2) The wifes guinea pig is now eating, so perhaps I'll have less trips to the vet
3) My young lad (Henry- 3 weeks old) has been gaining 500g a week - now nearly 11 lbs

[paoloh]

Found out yesterday that my wife is expecting a little girl.
The sun is shining.
I am in love.

[Tuscan Tart]

My son finally passed his driving test on Wednesday, after his 4th attempt.

[Lucky 13]

I got 2 gifts yesterday, totally unexpected and appreciated. (Especially the car, even if I do have to hand it back)

Looking a little pale though, that whole fake tan thing might be an idea.

..and its the weekend. Hoofrigginray.

[MikeyT]

Tuscan Tart said:

My son finally passed his driving test on Wednesday, after his 4th attempt.

I'd like mine to even BEGIN lessons - can't get off his arse to do it I'm afraid. He'll get a shock soon when his mum stops ferrying him everywhere (I already refuse to take him most places in an effort to 'shock' him out of his lazy ways) - hasn't worked though.

Then he says he wasnts a Saxo VTR as a first car - dream on

[Jasandjules]

I have been offered the chance to make £10 Million by a lovely fellow from Nigeria, all is good with the world...........

[Chrispy Porker]

I have halved my tax bill as of yesterday.
The downside is I am only earning half as much.