blond jokes

[Whitefly Swatter]

The blond wife of a mate of mine has just passed her driving test

I need blond car jokes to use to wind her up

anybody got any good ones??

thanks gwfs

[oggs]

Look in the sean connery thread for the jokes

[V8mate]

Oh, you mean blonde.

I thought you wanted to wind up a Scandinavian male colleague.

[DAVEVO9]

http://www.blonde-jokes.co.uk/top-10-dumb-blonde-j...


http://www.learntospell.org.uk/

[roboxm3]

Blonde takes her car to the garage, complaining that it didn't seem to be running quite right.

"leave it with me" says the mechanic

On her return the mecanic tells her the car's all sorted...

"what was the problem" asks the blonde

"just st in the airbox" explains the mechanic

...."and how often do I need to do that"???

BOOOM BOOOM

[Stigmundfreud]

there is the 710 joke as well

[Poledriver]

Two blondes were driving down the road.

The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her indicator is working. So the blonde looks out of the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

[Heskey]

roboxm3 said:

Blonde takes her car to the garage, complaining that it didn't seem to be running quite right.

"leave it with me" says the mechanic

On her return the mecanic tells her the car's all sorted...

"what was the problem" asks the blonde

"just st in the airbox" explains the mechanic

...."and how often do I need to do that"???

BOOOM BOOOM

[roboxm3]

A Bloke phones his blonde girlfriend who is on her way down the A12 to Lakeside...

"Be careful on that road won't you, there's just been a report on the news about some lunatic driving the wrong way up one of the carriageways..."

"One" says his blonde girlfriend..."There's facking hundreds of 'em"

[Eddh]

I heard this amazing one once... There was this guy who posted on Pistonheads who didn't even know how to spell blonde!!