Anyone here a Veternarian ? or know one ?

[RobPhoboS]

Need a bit of advice for a mate in a far far away land who has a cat issue. !

[Famous Graham]

My sister's training to be one. So far that's your best bet

[RobPhoboS]

Famous Graham said:

My sister's training to be one. So far that's your best bet

My buddy needs to perform a ball removing op on a cat !
Does she know her stuff yet

[welshbikerduck]

I liked to think i was an expert in matters pertaining to pussy when i was in my younger days. Now i wouldn't know what one looked liek i been married for so long

[RobPhoboS]

welshbikerduck said:

I liked to think i was an expert in matters pertaining to pussy when i was in my younger days. Now i wouldn't know what one looked liek i been married for so long

hahah

[Gylen]

I served a couple of tours in 'nam...

[Famous Graham]

RobPhoboS said:

Famous Graham said:

My sister's training to be one. So far that's your best bet

My buddy needs to perform a ball removing op on a cat !
Does she know her stuff yet

If he's out of reach of a proper vet, then he doesn't need to do anything other than put up with spraying and random sexual assualts on female creatures

[RobPhoboS]

Famous Graham said:

RobPhoboS said:

Famous Graham said:

My sister's training to be one. So far that's your best bet

My buddy needs to perform a ball removing op on a cat !
Does she know her stuff yet

If he's out of reach of a proper vet, then he doesn't need to do anything other than put up with spraying and random sexual assualts on female creatures

Cat has gone MAD, and randomly violent !

[mybrainhurts]

RobPhoboS said:

Need a bit of advice for a mate in a far far away land who has a cat issue. !

Sheep don't have claws...

Far safer bet...

[welshbikerduck]

RobPhoboS said:

Famous Graham said:

My sister's training to be one. So far that's your best bet

My buddy needs to perform a ball removing op on a cat !
Does she know her stuff yet

On cattle, you just put a band around the sack and it starves them of blood, leave it a week, the tissue will be dead then and apply a sharp knife. You need to protect it from infection tho.

[Famous Graham]

RobPhoboS said:

Famous Graham said:

RobPhoboS said:

Famous Graham said:

My sister's training to be one. So far that's your best bet

My buddy needs to perform a ball removing op on a cat !
Does she know her stuff yet

If he's out of reach of a proper vet, then he doesn't need to do anything other than put up with spraying and random sexual assualts on female creatures

Cat has gone MAD, and randomly violent !

Just wants his end away. Doesn't need an op. If an animal is on the verge of carking it then fine, I'll put you in touch

[trumpet600]

i went out with one for years.

Says she became one out of choice, you know, humaitarian decisions and all that bks. any way, it didn't really bother me 'cos if i got her drunk enough, she didn't mind a bit of meat

she was a nice lass, and even though she would only have toast, would happily cook me sausage and bacon on a sunday morning.


she never really had a thing for lentils either.

[thehawk]

I know one, he was in Vietnam, but doesn't talk about it much.

[XJSJohn]

thehawk said:

I know one, he was in Vietnam, but doesn't talk about it much.

Thats not a vet, thats a chef


Ohhh .... one of those vets ....

Edited by XJSJohn on Friday 10th October 04:04

[Pigeon]

1) Anaesthetise cat
2) Cut its sack open
3) Lift out balls
4) Tie bit of catgut tight around the cords
5) Cut cords below catgut
6) Superglue sack shut

Part 1 is the tricky bit.

[ManicMushroom]

trumpet600 said:

i went out with one for years.

Says she became one out of choice, you know, humaitarian decisions and all that bks. any way, it didn't really bother me 'cos if i got her drunk enough, she didn't mind a bit of meat

she was a nice lass, and even though she would only have toast, would happily cook me sausage and bacon on a sunday morning.


she never really had a thing for lentils either.

you went out with a cat??

the amazing thing is that you taught it to cook you bacon and sausages. im amazed. all mine does is scratch me when she wants food and scratch me when she wants letting out, scratches me when she wants my tuna, basically, all she does is scratch me if she wants anything, but strangly its a different scratch for each thing o.0

[thinfourth2]

Pigeon said:

1) Anaesthetise cat
2) Cut its sack open
3) Lift out balls
4) Tie bit of catgut tight around the cords
5) Cut cords below catgut
6) Superglue sack shut

Part 1 is the tricky bit.

Its the doseage that is difficult to get right

[Orb the Impaler]

My dad is. Or was; he retired a couple of years ago.
No help though - he's just gone to Indonesia on holiday.

[Gylen]

thehawk said:

I know one, he was in Vietnam, but doesn't talk about it much.

Is he me, earlier in the page?

Gylen said:

I served a couple of tours in 'nam...

[tonyvid]

Pigeon said:

1) Anaesthetise cat
2) Cut its sack open
3) Lift out balls
4) Tie bit of catgut tight around the cords
5) Cut cords below catgut
6) Superglue sack shut

Part 1 is the tricky bit.

Where do you get the catgut though? Is it like digging a hole to put soil in.......?