This would never catch on over here!!
Discussion
Why not ?
Its features will include automatic transmission, parking and navigation aids and a jack for changing tyres without getting grease on your chador
My car already has parking and navigation aids, many cars here have automatic transmision, and a jack that helps me keep clean does not sound like a bad idea.
But I thought chador was a kind of thick seafood soup
Its features will include automatic transmission, parking and navigation aids and a jack for changing tyres without getting grease on your chador
My car already has parking and navigation aids, many cars here have automatic transmision, and a jack that helps me keep clean does not sound like a bad idea.
But I thought chador was a kind of thick seafood soup

As a result, the report concludes, Iran's new generation of working women "are obliged to play the role of a superwoman to resolve their contradictions in handling all tasks."
It says such women "have become increasingly frustrated with their life".
So this is a car that is going to help with the housework/children
What a load of b
s

It says such women "have become increasingly frustrated with their life".
So this is a car that is going to help with the housework/children

What a load of b
s
Built in jack:
http://www.freepatentsonline.com/4993688.html
Patented 1944, not exactly new. I'm sure some Daimlers or Lanchesters had these.
http://www.freepatentsonline.com/4993688.html
Patented 1944, not exactly new. I'm sure some Daimlers or Lanchesters had these.
Flintstone said:
Bugger! - God he post alot for having been here for <2 years!!!jeff m said:
Built in jack ?
Does no one watch racing
SUREL NO WOMEN (at least in the UK) would use the JACK. Does no one watch racing
Personally if I was an RAC or AA driver called out to some bint with a flat and a working jack and spare I'd tell them how to use it the F*ck off. Lazy F8ckers. My wife is shown how to use heres.
Why would you wait 45+ mins for some Dude in a van to do it for you when it could be done in ten mins.
Edited by jellison on Thursday 9th October 09:25
jellison said:
Personally if I was an RAC or AA driver called out to some bint with a flat and a working jack and spare I'd tell them how to use it the F*ck off. Lazy F8ckers. My wife is shown how to use heres.
I know quite a few blokes who won't change a wheel. Why do it yourself when you can get "a ittle man" (does anyone else think that's very insulting?) to do it is their philosphy. jellison said:
jeff m said:
Built in jack ?
Does no one watch racing
SUREL NO WOMEN (at least in the UK) would use the JACK. Does no one watch racing
Personally if I was an RAC or AA driver called out to some bint with a flat and a working jack and spare I'd tell them how to use it the F*ck off. Lazy F8ckers. My wife is shown how to use heres.
Why would you wait 45+ mins for some Dude in a van to do it for you when it could be done in ten mins.
Edited by jellison on Thursday 9th October 09:25
I called him a wuss, went out, put the wrench thingy on a nut, lifted, so the whole of the back end of his fiesta was off the ground and shook it up and down. Still no nut movement. Now I know that some women are good at getting nuts to move but in this case very few would have any joy.
jellison said:
jeff m said:
Built in jack ?
Does no one watch racing
SUREL NO WOMEN (at least in the UK) would use the JACK. Does no one watch racing
Personally if I was an RAC or AA driver called out to some bint with a flat and a working jack and spare I'd tell them how to use it the F*ck off. Lazy F8ckers. My wife is shown how to use heres.
Why would you wait 45+ mins for some Dude in a van to do it for you when it could be done in ten mins.
Edited by jellison on Thursday 9th October 09:25
spikeyhead said:
jellison said:
jeff m said:
Built in jack ?
Does no one watch racing
SUREL NO WOMEN (at least in the UK) would use the JACK. Does no one watch racing
Personally if I was an RAC or AA driver called out to some bint with a flat and a working jack and spare I'd tell them how to use it the F*ck off. Lazy F8ckers. My wife is shown how to use heres.
Why would you wait 45+ mins for some Dude in a van to do it for you when it could be done in ten mins.
Edited by jellison on Thursday 9th October 09:25
I called him a wuss, went out, put the wrench thingy on a nut, lifted, so the whole of the back end of his fiesta was off the ground and shook it up and down. Still no nut movement. Now I know that some women are good at getting nuts to move but in this case very few would have any joy.
It was late, dark, the rain was lashing down. Lorries were screaming past us as we struggled to get the nuts loose. None of us could. So, the driver went off to find the motorway 'phone to call for help.
As he got back a police car pulled up and two coppers got out to help. They too struggled with the tyre wrench to no avail. By that time we were all soaked through. One of the policeman, who was as stumped as the rest of us, went to get his torch to see what the problem was.
As he shone the light on the wheel it became obvious.
We'd forgotten to remove the moulded wheel hub and were trying to undo the moulded nut covers!
Me an my friends fell about laughing. The policeman just dropped the wheel brace and the two of them, dripping wet turned and headed back to their vehicle. As they walked away, one turned back towards us and ,shaking his head muttered,
"You dozy
s!"They then left us to change the wheel.

The semi final was the one where Franny Lee handled the ball into the net for their equaliser. He later described it as "A handy header". The b
d.spikeyhead said:
I was sat at work one day and our rugby playing apprentice wandered in to tell me he'd got a puncture and couldn't undo the wheelnuts.
I called him a wuss, went out, put the wrench thingy on a nut, lifted, so the whole of the back end of his fiesta was off the ground and shook it up and down. Still no nut movement. Now I know that some women are good at getting nuts to move but in this case very few would have any joy.
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