9 year old daughters quote after sex ed class in school..
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My sweet princess, a lovely innocent 9 year old, had sex education at her school the other day.
Around the dinner table that night she came out with this rather memorable quote:
"Daddy, do you clean the smegma from under your foreskin every day? Because it can cause cervical cancer in mummies vagina if you don't".....
To say I nearly died is over stating.
Do our kids really need to be told this stuff....? At 9 years old....?
(I had to expalin to the wife what it meant later btw...)
Around the dinner table that night she came out with this rather memorable quote:
"Daddy, do you clean the smegma from under your foreskin every day? Because it can cause cervical cancer in mummies vagina if you don't".....
To say I nearly died is over stating.
Do our kids really need to be told this stuff....? At 9 years old....?
(I had to expalin to the wife what it meant later btw...)
Tony*T3 said:
My sweet princess, a lovely innocent 9 year old, had sex education at her school the other day.
Around the dinner table that night she came out with this rather memorable quote:
"Daddy, do you clean the smegma from under your foreskin every day? Because it can cause cervical cancer in mummies vagina if you don't".....
To say I nearly died is over stating.
Do our kids really need to be told this stuff....? At 9 years old....?
(I had to expalin to the wife what it meant later btw...)
so you didn't actually tell her where the cheese straws come from then?Around the dinner table that night she came out with this rather memorable quote:
"Daddy, do you clean the smegma from under your foreskin every day? Because it can cause cervical cancer in mummies vagina if you don't".....
To say I nearly died is over stating.
Do our kids really need to be told this stuff....? At 9 years old....?
(I had to expalin to the wife what it meant later btw...)
Edited by drivin_me_nuts on Tuesday 7th October 16:12
Absurd.
I watched that Sex Education programme the other day.
They had on an actual picture of an actual dick that was filthy with the stuff.
Now WTF was that all about?
Any bloke would know what it looked like, and any chick would refuse to allow such a filthy item into her "intimate area", so WTF was the point is showing that on the telly?
And also, the whole programme had NOT ONE FANNY in it.
Never mind a "pleat shot" - not even a frontal of a minge.
Disgusting.
I watched that Sex Education programme the other day.
They had on an actual picture of an actual dick that was filthy with the stuff.
Now WTF was that all about?
Any bloke would know what it looked like, and any chick would refuse to allow such a filthy item into her "intimate area", so WTF was the point is showing that on the telly?
And also, the whole programme had NOT ONE FANNY in it.
Never mind a "pleat shot" - not even a frontal of a minge.
Disgusting.
Deva Link said:
V8mate said:
It's not true either. Was thought to be true in the 1930s but disproven in the early 60's.
He should go into school and argue the point with daughter's (hopefully hot) primary school teacher. 
(assuming the OP has a smeggy knob, of course)
Deva Link said:
V8mate said:
It's not true either. Was thought to be true in the 1930s but disproven in the early 60's.
He should go into school and argue the point with daughter's (hopefully hot) primary school teacher. go and tell your daughters teacher that you dont have a smeggy cock, then flop it out in front of her to drive the point home?
I can imagine her next report card
Rod Rammage said:
Absurd.
I watched that Sex Education programme the other day.
They had on an actual picture of an actual dick that was filthy with the stuff.
Now WTF was that all about?
Any bloke would know what it looked like, and any chick would refuse to allow such a filthy item into her "intimate area", so WTF was the point is showing that on the telly?
And also, the whole programme had NOT ONE FANNY in it.
Never mind a "pleat shot" - not even a frontal of a minge.
Disgusting.
Rammage on form as ever!! Quite agree though I saw that programme, the lack of minge was most disappointing!!I watched that Sex Education programme the other day.
They had on an actual picture of an actual dick that was filthy with the stuff.
Now WTF was that all about?
Any bloke would know what it looked like, and any chick would refuse to allow such a filthy item into her "intimate area", so WTF was the point is showing that on the telly?
And also, the whole programme had NOT ONE FANNY in it.
Never mind a "pleat shot" - not even a frontal of a minge.
Disgusting.
Iain H said:
Rod Rammage said:
Absurd.
I watched that Sex Education programme the other day.
They had on an actual picture of an actual dick that was filthy with the stuff.
Now WTF was that all about?
Any bloke would know what it looked like, and any chick would refuse to allow such a filthy item into her "intimate area", so WTF was the point is showing that on the telly?
And also, the whole programme had NOT ONE FANNY in it.
Never mind a "pleat shot" - not even a frontal of a minge.
Disgusting.
Rammage on form as ever!! Quite agree though I saw that programme, the lack of minge was most disappointing!!I watched that Sex Education programme the other day.
They had on an actual picture of an actual dick that was filthy with the stuff.
Now WTF was that all about?
Any bloke would know what it looked like, and any chick would refuse to allow such a filthy item into her "intimate area", so WTF was the point is showing that on the telly?
And also, the whole programme had NOT ONE FANNY in it.
Never mind a "pleat shot" - not even a frontal of a minge.
Disgusting.
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