Annoying Colleagues
Discussion
I know we all have annoying colleagues (apart from those who are lucky enough to work alone), but I have 2 who think it's hilarious to fart all day. Not usually smelly ones, but noisy, ground shaking, childish ones - and then laugh - and then have competitions doing it - and wonder over to other colleagues, fart there and walk away as this time it is smelly.
All day - Every day - All the bloody time.
I'm not the only one that finds this immensly childish and supremely unfunny so would it be bad of me to kill them and use their bodies for generating natural gas for all our benefits?
I can't be the only person that A:Finds this annoying and B:Has annoying colleagues like this.
These aren't the only annoying ones though, but I reserve a special place for these two - One of whom lives near me and I haven't suggested car sharing for this specific reason (well, that and he's unbelievably annoying in many other ways.
(Sorry if this is a repost, but I did do a search first!)
All day - Every day - All the bloody time.
I'm not the only one that finds this immensly childish and supremely unfunny so would it be bad of me to kill them and use their bodies for generating natural gas for all our benefits?
I can't be the only person that A:Finds this annoying and B:Has annoying colleagues like this.
These aren't the only annoying ones though, but I reserve a special place for these two - One of whom lives near me and I haven't suggested car sharing for this specific reason (well, that and he's unbelievably annoying in many other ways.
(Sorry if this is a repost, but I did do a search first!)
minimoog said:
Farts = amusement. Fact.
Annoying would be the guy sat next to me who has a sinus condition and sits hawking snot every 30 seconds all day, and who chews food like a lemur eating a grape. Vile.
EwAnnoying would be the guy sat next to me who has a sinus condition and sits hawking snot every 30 seconds all day, and who chews food like a lemur eating a grape. Vile.
The guy sat directly behind me clears his throat every minute or so - it's not as annoying. And he's a nice enough guy so I can let that one slide
The guy sat next to me has a long list of people who would gladly stab him repeatedly with forks.
)james_tigerwoods said:
I know we all have annoying colleagues (apart from those who are lucky enough to work alone), but I have 2 who think it's hilarious to fart all day. Not usually smelly ones, but noisy, ground shaking, childish ones - and then laugh - and then have competitions doing it - and wonder over to other colleagues, fart there and walk away as this time it is smelly.
All day - Every day - All the bloody time.
I'm not the only one that finds this immensly childish and supremely unfunny so would it be bad of me to kill them and use their bodies for generating natural gas for all our benefits?
I can't be the only person that A:Finds this annoying and B:Has annoying colleagues like this.
These aren't the only annoying ones though, but I reserve a special place for these two - One of whom lives near me and I haven't suggested car sharing for this specific reason (well, that and he's unbelievably annoying in many other ways.
(Sorry if this is a repost, but I did do a search first!)
You don't work in my office do you?All day - Every day - All the bloody time.
I'm not the only one that finds this immensly childish and supremely unfunny so would it be bad of me to kill them and use their bodies for generating natural gas for all our benefits?
I can't be the only person that A:Finds this annoying and B:Has annoying colleagues like this.
These aren't the only annoying ones though, but I reserve a special place for these two - One of whom lives near me and I haven't suggested car sharing for this specific reason (well, that and he's unbelievably annoying in many other ways.
(Sorry if this is a repost, but I did do a search first!)
fatboy b said:
james_tigerwoods said:
I know we all have annoying colleagues (apart from those who are lucky enough to work alone), but I have 2 who think it's hilarious to fart all day. Not usually smelly ones, but noisy, ground shaking, childish ones - and then laugh - and then have competitions doing it - and wonder over to other colleagues, fart there and walk away as this time it is smelly.
All day - Every day - All the bloody time.
I'm not the only one that finds this immensly childish and supremely unfunny so would it be bad of me to kill them and use their bodies for generating natural gas for all our benefits?
I can't be the only person that A:Finds this annoying and B:Has annoying colleagues like this.
These aren't the only annoying ones though, but I reserve a special place for these two - One of whom lives near me and I haven't suggested car sharing for this specific reason (well, that and he's unbelievably annoying in many other ways.
(Sorry if this is a repost, but I did do a search first!)
You don't work in my office do you?All day - Every day - All the bloody time.
I'm not the only one that finds this immensly childish and supremely unfunny so would it be bad of me to kill them and use their bodies for generating natural gas for all our benefits?
I can't be the only person that A:Finds this annoying and B:Has annoying colleagues like this.
These aren't the only annoying ones though, but I reserve a special place for these two - One of whom lives near me and I haven't suggested car sharing for this specific reason (well, that and he's unbelievably annoying in many other ways.
(Sorry if this is a repost, but I did do a search first!)
speed_monkey said:
james_tigerwoods said:
Ok, we have:
The weirdo
The one who loves herself
The deviant
The serious deviant
The deviant that makes the other two look tame
The drunk
The anally retentive
To name but a few
Which catagory do you fall under then???? hmmmmm.............The weirdo
The one who loves herself
The deviant
The serious deviant
The deviant that makes the other two look tame
The drunk
The anally retentive
To name but a few
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