Best Beer Trophies?

[matc]

I was chatting and reminiscing with a mate over the weekend about some of our nights out, and we remembered once managing to smuggle a 4 foot bowls trophy out of a pub that we used to go to a lot, they cherished this bloody thing and no-one was ever allowed near it!! We carried it round all night and my mate ended up taking the trophy home, but returned it the next morning through guilt!!

What's the most random thing was anyone's ever found the next morning at home after having been on a bender?

[GreenDog]

Sweetcorn under the foreskin - Dirty, dirty OXO tower !!!

[Heskey]

GreenDog said:

Sweetcorn under the foreskin - Dirty, dirty OXO tower !!!

Oh my god

[BoRED S2upid]

Wish people would stop nicking stuff from my pub! the number of shot glasses that never come back is rediculous.

Ive obviously never taken ash trays and the like from pubs in my youth or Road signs and traffic cones.

[Scott328i]

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[Hoppy2008]

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[Rod Rammage]

GreenDog said:

Sweetcorn under the foreskin - Dirty, dirty OXO tower !!!

Yeah, that really happened.

Ha ha ha. GreenDog, what about the time you woke up with some actually lady's breasts, inside a Sainsbury's carrier bag?

Or the Holy Grail!

Ha ha ha.

Hilarious.

[Heskey]

GreenDog said:

Sweetcorn under the foreskin - Dirty, dirty OXO tower !!!

No that's really made me feel queezy, right just before dinner

[Chassis 33]

Crystal port decanter and two port glasses from New College, Oxford gave them back though . A chap I know, more a friend of a friend acquaintance than anything else has a dinner set made up of a piece from each of the Cambridge colleges.

Regards
Iain

[Scuff_]

matc said:

after having been on a bender?

GreenDog said:

Sweetcorn under the foreskin - Dirty, dirty OXO tower !!!

Did you get the sweetcorn from a Bender?

[Scott328i]

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[matc]

swerni said:

lots of suggestions here

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...


HTH

[V8mate]

Heskey said:

GreenDog said:

Sweetcorn under the foreskin - Dirty, dirty OXO tower !!!

No that's really made me feel queezy, right just before dinner

Dinner? At 12.30? You must be working class

[Fer]

GreenDog said:

Sweetcorn under the foreskin - Dirty, dirty OXO tower !!!

I would like to say I have no idea what GD is on about! (But I did nearly spray my drink at the monitor!

[tuffer]

I could fill this thread, one of the more memorable ones was a Chariot (stolen from RAF Locking), A HUGE brass canon shell (from the FinBat HQ in Doboj, Bosnia (got marched about for that one)), a Train in Denmark (not recommended), a bicycle in Saarbrucken that must have belonged to a giant (had to find a wall so that we could get on, 2 up on something that was designed for a 10ft giant is no fun) and a tank road wheel that I nearly killed my boss with. Couple of mates also stole a Spartan and drove it through the perimeter fence at RAF Brugen and then through the border post and into Holland.......because they wanted a Kebab after the Naffi bop!

[Heskey]

V8mate said:

Heskey said:

GreenDog said:

Sweetcorn under the foreskin - Dirty, dirty OXO tower !!!

No that's really made me feel queezy, right just before dinner

Dinner? At 12.30? You must be working class

Oh god don't get me started on the Breakfast, Lunch/Dinner, Dinner/Tea, debate

DINNER is an interchangable term for both Lunch and Tea!

[Justayellowbadge]

Heskey said:

DINNER is an interchangable term for both Lunch and Tea!

No, it really isn't.

[Heskey]

Justayellowbadge said:

Heskey said:

DINNER is an interchangable term for both Lunch and Tea!

No, it really isn't.

Where in the country do you live? This may answer some questions

ah, your profile holds the answer... London, right well that explains that, you southern fairy!

Edited by Heskey on Monday 29th September 13:30

[V8mate]

Heskey said:

V8mate said:

Heskey said:

GreenDog said:

Sweetcorn under the foreskin - Dirty, dirty OXO tower !!!

No that's really made me feel queezy, right just before dinner

Dinner? At 12.30? You must be working class

Oh god don't get me started on the Breakfast, Lunch/Dinner, Dinner/Tea, debate

DINNER is an interchangable term for both Lunch and Tea!

I think you mean lunch and supper. Now do hurry up and bring me my cigar, my good man.