Help, I need some one liners

[Emsman]

Talking publically tonight to a crowd of rugby supporters.

Any one liners (no matter how crude) much appreciated.

[Fidgits]

rugby. A game for men with odd-shaped balls...

[paulmurr]

My missus asked for a double entendre, so I gave her one.

[Callan.T89]

To start with

"If I could just say a few words... I'de be a better public speaker"

[MK4 Slowride]

There's no 'i' in team, there also no 'f' in way.

[mat205125]

Footballers are ball lickers!