Worst CV ever?

[LeoZwalf]

Chatting to a friend of mine earlier who told me he'd recently been shown this CV. It is by a girl who was going round local (to him) cafés and similar shops looking for a part time job. As you will hopefully be able to see, the current employees amusingly saw fit to 'correct' the document before showing it to my friend who photographed it.

Thus far I think only a handful of people have seen it, I asked him if he minded me sending it on to a few people, and he didn't (why would he? She might though!)

Anyway, enough rambling, here it is:

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The "I bet you do love" creased me up

Edited by dazren on Thursday 25th September 20:29

[benzo]

Looks like a full blown member of the 'innit' generation. Sad really.

[KANEIT]

So is she going to get the job (in a cafe) based on her cooking/interpersonal skills or her fking spelling ability?

Edited by KANEIT on Thursday 25th September 20:15

[anonymous-user]

Personal interests include "meeting new people" and "luring", eh?

Rod, we have a new assistant for you.

[iamrcb]

scores highly on the tardometer. but it could have been a lot worse

[Rach*]

I was worried for a second then, I'm just writing mine up! I won't be taking any hints from her though. Maybe I should post mine up so you can all pick it to pieces then it will be perfect

[StevenJJ]

Harsh, tbh

Someone out looking for a job and going to college, nothing more. Anyone reasonably local could work out who it is.

[o.versteer]

Tragic but probably fairly representative of her generation

[Andy_sx]

Rach* said:

I was worried for a second then, I'm just writing mine up! I won't be taking any hints from her though. Maybe I should post mine up so you can all pick it to pieces then it will be perfect

You were worried.. you are only just writing yours up, mine has been in circulation for the last month!

[Flintstone]

A sad indictment of those who are permitted to breed, vote and move among us but I'd rather she microwaved beans for builders and lorry drivers than ponced off my tax contributions.

[52classic]

Fair play.... The girl is a Kitchen Assistant. Surely she is due some credit for computer/word processing skills.

I have seem much worse. Hand written, in pencil, on lined paper... (the stuff with the holes on top)

[Cookie172]

Sounds like every member of the college I work for, sadly

Good thing the cretins in my place of work will only end up doing facials and manicures, and not anything useful

[tomTVR]

Is she fit?

[Rach*]

Andy_sx said:

Rach* said:

I was worried for a second then, I'm just writing mine up! I won't be taking any hints from her though. Maybe I should post mine up so you can all pick it to pieces then it will be perfect

You were worried.. you are only just writing yours up, mine has been in circulation for the last month!

I'm on paid leave until the end of November, plenty of daytime TV for me

[Andy_sx]

Rach* said:

Andy_sx said:

Rach* said:

I was worried for a second then, I'm just writing mine up! I won't be taking any hints from her though. Maybe I should post mine up so you can all pick it to pieces then it will be perfect

You were worried.. you are only just writing yours up, mine has been in circulation for the last month!

I'm on paid leave until the end of November, plenty of daytime TV for me

I'm just unemployed and hating it, along with hating dayime TV, employment agencies and job hunting in general

[MikeyT]

Terrible. But I have to add, there's still quite a few mistakes *not* corrected on there ...

[madmatt1985]

We have just taken on a new "office Jr" and some of the CV's we had . best have to be was hobbies "using the internet" followed by "meeting people". in real terms "i will sit at work on my space all Fing day"

[Ace-T]

At least this girl is looking for a job rather than lying with her legs open having babies and expecting the state (i.e. you and me) to pay for them. It also says more about the disgraceful state of the education system than about someone who is getting up and going looking for jobs.

Please remove the photo. There is too much info and she could be traced. Not fair on the girl at all.

Trace

[Trevelyan]

Well at least she's out trying to get a job rather than sitting on her arse all day living off benefits.

Edit:
Doh! Beaten to it...

Edited by Trevelyan on Thursday 25th September 20:36

[R5GTTGaz]

Isn't the terms of receiving benefits such that you have to apply for jobs or be shown to be actively looking for employment?