Nigerians offer £350 million for Newcastle United

[mybrainhurts]

Nigerians offer £350 million for Newcastle United...

....I just needs your bank account details, please be sending

[Mc Lovin]

oh the look on their faces when the cheque bounces... priceless

Edited by Mc Lovin on Monday 22 September 16:10

[Geoff82]

I'm glad i'm not the only one who pictured ol' George when I saw the thread title.

'computer says you are a Cash Prize Money winner...'

[Digga]

My cousin, who worked for the Nigerian foreign ministry has a large amount of cash he wants to move out of the country...

[silver.fox.2008]

I can just imagine the negotiations

...How would you like to pay?

...Cheque, but we've got a cheque for £550 million and you just deduct your £350 million and send us the remaining

[castrolcraig]

silver.fox.2008 said:

I can just imagine the negotiations

...How would you like to pay?

...Cheque, but we've got a cheque for £550 million and you just deduct your £350 million and send us the remaining

moneygram of course.

[fathomfive]

You can all laugh as much as you like, but surely - and I say this as a diehard Newcastle fan - you've got it all the wrong way round.......

This has to be the ultimate in Nigerian scam baiting, as the joke would well and truly be on the Nigerians.....

It's not worth £350, nevermind £350m.

[Killer2005]