The Official Newcastle United Thread

[im]

"Gooooood evening sir...I am looking to invest £350 million great british pounds and just require your bank account details...."

[largerandrock]

About Time!

Clash of the bottom two Wednesday!

Cant wait!

[cj_eds]

im said:

"Gooooood evening sir...I am looking to invest £350 million great british pounds and just require your bank account details...."

PS. Was beaten to making that post myself.

[largerandrock]

Any predictions for tonight?

Apart from being a really crap game of football that is.

[vivaronaldo]

19000 fans in tonight, big club my arse.

the myth of being the best supporters in the land truly exposed

[mickk]

vivaronaldo said:

19000 fans in tonight, big club my arse.

the myth of being the best supporters in the land truly exposed

I thought Spurs were in a heap of trouble, i feel better all of a sudden

[im]

mickk said:

vivaronaldo said:

19000 fans in tonight, big club my arse.

the myth of being the best supporters in the land truly exposed

I thought Spurs were in a heap of trouble, i feel better all of a sudden

Christ, I thought we were st - but Newcastle bring a whole new meaning to the term.

[sleep envy]

im said:

Christ, I thought we were st - but Newcastle bring a whole new meaning to the term.

in a way I'm glad I couldn't get it to load

ps - my router was playing up, it works now thanks

[central]

After the "Gascoigne dead" thread got removed, this seems a sort of relevant place to post this -

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=CPdRCouu49c

[largerandrock]

vivaronaldo said:

19000 fans in tonight, big club my arse.

the myth of being the best supporters in the land truly exposed

rather have 19000 real fans than 70000 tourists turn up every week!

[FUBAR]

Lookie all the Spurs fans gloating

One win does not a season make

Edited by FUBAR on Thursday 25th September 10:50

[woogie]

"From: Nigerian Consortium
To: [e-mail]
Subject: Attention lucky winner
Date: Tues, 23 Sep 2008 9:00:00

Dear Mr Ashley. Greetings. Firstly, I must solicit your confidence in this transaction. Though I know that a transaction of this magnitude will make anyone apprehensive and worried, I assure you that all will be well at the end of the day.

Let me start by introducing myself to you. It may surprise you to receive this email from me, since there was no previous correspondence between us. I am the representative of a Nigerian Consortium. My purpose in contacting you is to help secure the football club you are in the process of running into the ground. My clients have £400m (or £480m, or £350m, depending on which paper you read) in an account at a Bank.

This Bank has issued me a notice to contact anyone in possession of a) a football club and b) a creeping sense of panic and desperation. Hence I am contacting you with regards to ensuring a happy and amenable swap. Just send us your bank details and football club and we will deposit £400m (or £480m, or £350m, depending on etc and so on) into your account. In return, you must give up this ridiculous notion of hiring Kenny Dalglish, Terry Venables or David O'Leary and, instead, give Newcastle hero Kevin Keegan his job back. We have a further £75m to deposit in his account so he can blow it on tat like he did at Manchester City. Oh, and he has to sign Yakubu, 'cos he's Nigerian.

If you wish to achieve this goal with me, kindly get back to me on my private email address: [e-mail].

Regards

Nigerian Consortium"

[im]

FUBAR said:

Lookie all the Spurs fans gloating

One win does not a season make

It did last season my rouble-loving wh0re...

[vivaronaldo]

largerandrock said:

vivaronaldo said:

19000 fans in tonight, big club my arse.

the myth of being the best supporters in the land truly exposed

rather have 19000 real fans than 70000 tourists turn up every week!

we have more fans apply for away tickets than you got for a home cup game, and our away support is by far the best in the country.

Newcastle = Mickey Mouse

[MaxAndRuby]

vivaronaldo said:

our away support is by far the best in the country.

No mate, 2nd best. Stoke fans are the best away fans in the country!

[vivaronaldo]

MaxAndRuby said:

vivaronaldo said:

our away support is by far the best in the country.

No mate, 2nd best. Stoke fans are the best away fans in the country!

one season wonders! lets see if they come in numbers to OT. They seem to have some absurd thought that we our their hated rivals

[im]

vivaronaldo said:

...and our away support is by far the best in the country.

Not a hope in hell...

[vivaronaldo]

im said:

vivaronaldo said:

...and our away support is by far the best in the country.

Not a hope in hell...

there is no argument on it, you have a good away support, but ours is unrivalled. We always sell out every allocation, we sing for 90 mins, we all stand, we take over every city we go to, and have more songs than any other club. Its one of the reasons we have done so well in the last 15 years, as we always outsing the home supporters.

[im]

vivaronaldo said:

im said:

vivaronaldo said:

...and our away support is by far the best in the country.

Not a hope in hell...

there is no argument on it, you have a good away support, but ours is unrivalled. We always sell out every allocation, we sing for 90 mins, we all stand, we take over every city we go to, and have more songs than any other club. Its one of the reasons we have done so well in the last 15 years, as we always outsing the home supporters.

...and compose...












Sorry, but at the Lane you're above average, but not the best by any stretch for an away support.

I can't talk for how loud you are at the Emirates though cos half-a-dozen girl guides singing 'Kum by ya my Lord' is louder than the Arse at their place...

[vivaronaldo]

im said:

vivaronaldo said:

im said:

vivaronaldo said:

...and our away support is by far the best in the country.

Not a hope in hell...

there is no argument on it, you have a good away support, but ours is unrivalled. We always sell out every allocation, we sing for 90 mins, we all stand, we take over every city we go to, and have more songs than any other club. Its one of the reasons we have done so well in the last 15 years, as we always outsing the home supporters.

...and compose...












Sorry, but at the Lane you're above average, but not the best by any stretch for an away support.

I can't talk for how loud you are at the Emirates though cos half-a-dozen girl guides singing 'Kum by ya my Lord' is louder than the Arse at their place...

you keep telling yourself that, loudest, biggest attendance, always at least 500 extra get in by doubling up on the turnstiles etc. Problem at the lane this year was that big steward down the front who kept throwing our fans out and trying to fight with others!