Ridiculous Headlines

[anonymous-user]

We've seen a few ridiculous headlines in recent times but this surely has to be the most absurd.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7620720.stm

[Vesuvius 996]

Utter c''ts

[whitechief]

Don't the latest opinion polls have them on 12%?

[OllieC]

this is the most ridiculous

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=337901&...

[Simpo Two]

'Headed for Government'! I can only say 'bwaahahahaaa!'

At least they've realised that people are fed up with high taxes, but it still won't work.

[minimax]

OllieC said:

this is the most ridiculous

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=337901&...

[mercemployee]

The best ever has to be that football headline years ago:

"Super Cally Go Ballistic, Celtic Are Atrocious"

[bigandclever]

How about the true story of the policeman who decided to change sex. His force behaved impeccably and kept his job open for him. In the spirit of openness, they duly announced this fact to the press, hoping that it would show them to be sensitive employers. To their dismay, the headline for the story the next day was "No Knobby Bobby Keeps His Jobby".

[pbirkett]

bigandclever said:

How about the true story of the policeman who decided to change sex. His force behaved impeccably and kept his job open for him. In the spirit of openness, they duly announced this fact to the press, hoping that it would show them to be sensitive employers. To their dismay, the headline for the story the next day was "No Knobby Bobby Keeps His Jobby".

[whitechief]

pbirkett said:

bigandclever said:

How about the true story of the policeman who decided to change sex. His force behaved impeccably and kept his job open for him. In the spirit of openness, they duly announced this fact to the press, hoping that it would show them to be sensitive employers. To their dismay, the headline for the story the next day was "No Knobby Bobby Keeps His Jobby".

Brilliant.

[Alice Cupra]

And, of course, not forgetting the recent BBC classic:

"Great Tits Cope Well With Warming"



http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7390109.stm

[Flintstone]

"Fog In Channel. Continent Cut Off"

[mikechandler]

OllieC said:

this is the most ridiculous

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=337901&...