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Not quite good enough at driving?
Are the other boys faster than you in the wet?
Then you need:
Ferrari International Assistance (FIA)
This exclusive Ferrari only membership club has many benefits. Including:
- Anti overtaking assurance
Been overtaken? Feel a bit silly? Don't worry, we'll rule out the other
party, even if it's embarrassingly obvious that they're faster than you
- Exclusive access to a secret 'second lane' in the pits Just to make things
a little bit easier we've arranged a private second lane , just for you
- Guaranteed world championship?
Had a crash? Need to win the world championship? Don't worry just limp
across the track and take off your nearest championship title contender - we
'll do the rest
-A bit strapped? Need extra cash?
Simply get one of your team to tell someone else how you make your cars.
- Bits falling off your car? Looking a bit dangerous?
At Ferrari International Assistance we operate a 'blind eye' policy just for
Ferrari drivers
- Been a bit silly? Taken off another driver whilst following the safety
car?
It's ok, as long as you didn't hurt yourself. I mean, who are Force India
anyway? And how dare they be in front of you
-A bit bored? Want some extra action?
With FIA plus you can take part in a number of additional membership
activities
- Not sure when you might need us next?
Relax. Check out our track record. We're confident that we'll be able to
make something up on the spot that will get you out of any pickle that you
might find yourself in
Ferrari International Assistance
Making it up as we go along for over 100 years
Are the other boys faster than you in the wet?
Then you need:
Ferrari International Assistance (FIA)
This exclusive Ferrari only membership club has many benefits. Including:
- Anti overtaking assurance
Been overtaken? Feel a bit silly? Don't worry, we'll rule out the other
party, even if it's embarrassingly obvious that they're faster than you
- Exclusive access to a secret 'second lane' in the pits Just to make things
a little bit easier we've arranged a private second lane , just for you
- Guaranteed world championship?
Had a crash? Need to win the world championship? Don't worry just limp
across the track and take off your nearest championship title contender - we
'll do the rest
-A bit strapped? Need extra cash?
Simply get one of your team to tell someone else how you make your cars.
- Bits falling off your car? Looking a bit dangerous?
At Ferrari International Assistance we operate a 'blind eye' policy just for
Ferrari drivers
- Been a bit silly? Taken off another driver whilst following the safety
car?
It's ok, as long as you didn't hurt yourself. I mean, who are Force India
anyway? And how dare they be in front of you
-A bit bored? Want some extra action?
With FIA plus you can take part in a number of additional membership
activities
- Not sure when you might need us next?
Relax. Check out our track record. We're confident that we'll be able to
make something up on the spot that will get you out of any pickle that you
might find yourself in
Ferrari International Assistance
Making it up as we go along for over 100 years
Rob 7 said:
Not quite good enough at driving?
Are the other boys faster than you in the wet?
Then you need:
Ferrari International Assistance (FIA)
This exclusive Ferrari only membership club has many benefits. Including:
- Anti overtaking assurance
Been overtaken? Feel a bit silly? Don't worry, we'll rule out the other
party, even if it's embarrassingly obvious that they're faster than you
- Exclusive access to a secret 'second lane' in the pits Just to make things
a little bit easier we've arranged a private second lane , just for you
- Guaranteed world championship?
Had a crash? Need to win the world championship? Don't worry just limp
across the track and take off your nearest championship title contender - we
'll do the rest
-A bit strapped? Need extra cash?
Simply get one of your team to tell someone else how you make your cars.
- Bits falling off your car? Looking a bit dangerous?
At Ferrari International Assistance we operate a 'blind eye' policy just for
Ferrari drivers
- Been a bit silly? Taken off another driver whilst following the safety
car?
It's ok, as long as you didn't hurt yourself. I mean, who are Force India
anyway? And how dare they be in front of you
-A bit bored? Want some extra action?
With FIA plus you can take part in a number of additional membership
activities
- Not sure when you might need us next?
Relax. Check out our track record. We're confident that we'll be able to
make something up on the spot that will get you out of any pickle that you
might find yourself in
Ferrari International Assistance
Making it up as we go along for over 100 years
... so not their number one fan then? Are the other boys faster than you in the wet?
Then you need:
Ferrari International Assistance (FIA)
This exclusive Ferrari only membership club has many benefits. Including:
- Anti overtaking assurance
Been overtaken? Feel a bit silly? Don't worry, we'll rule out the other
party, even if it's embarrassingly obvious that they're faster than you
- Exclusive access to a secret 'second lane' in the pits Just to make things
a little bit easier we've arranged a private second lane , just for you
- Guaranteed world championship?
Had a crash? Need to win the world championship? Don't worry just limp
across the track and take off your nearest championship title contender - we
'll do the rest
-A bit strapped? Need extra cash?
Simply get one of your team to tell someone else how you make your cars.
- Bits falling off your car? Looking a bit dangerous?
At Ferrari International Assistance we operate a 'blind eye' policy just for
Ferrari drivers
- Been a bit silly? Taken off another driver whilst following the safety
car?
It's ok, as long as you didn't hurt yourself. I mean, who are Force India
anyway? And how dare they be in front of you
-A bit bored? Want some extra action?
With FIA plus you can take part in a number of additional membership
activities
- Not sure when you might need us next?
Relax. Check out our track record. We're confident that we'll be able to
make something up on the spot that will get you out of any pickle that you
might find yourself in
Ferrari International Assistance
Making it up as we go along for over 100 years
Not again illmonkey said:
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