Funny caption required please

[callyman]

These Pics where taken by a work colleague of mine.
The guy in pain plays for his team on a sunday, and he has asked me to photoshop a speach bubble onto them and to make it funny as poss, they will be displayed in the team dressing room this sunday.
He has bust a bone in his foot so nothing too life threatening.
I for the life of me can't think of anything funny.
Thanks guys n gals

[blindswelledrat]

Pic1: Fat woman puts her trainers on to replace injured Dalek.

[Simpo Two]

'I'm done for lads, you'll have to cook me. Don't forget the streaky bacon and chipolatas.'

'I fail to see what's so funny about being kicked in the bks and wrapped in Bacofoil.'

Edited by Simpo Two on Tuesday 16th September 16:07

[captainzep]

Foiled again?

[SpydieNut]

callyman said:

tw@'s flatmate got the boot in after all

[phil1979]

Breaking News: Hellboy injured in freak tinfoil accident

[Gylen]

Pic 1 - Crouching man in yellow makes braying face at T1000 emerging from grass.

Pic 2 - Paramedic uses pen to check for concussion as man breathes through oxygen mask.


Sorry. I feel a bit literal today.

[B.J.W]

How about.

'Catergoric proof that Footballers are complete pussies when compared to Rugby Players'

?

[mechsympathy]

WTF?? Please tell me you didn't call an ambulance?

[Mc Lovin]

After hours of taunts about who was a gayer, a swift kick to the sweets revealed who the real nancy boy was

[SeeFive]

SpydieNut said:

callyman said:

tw@'s flatmate got the boot in after all

"Yeah, go on, laugh if you must, but you'll see, they'll all be wearing them next spring"

[captainzep]

What do you want us to do with this lady finger vibe we pulled out of your bottom?

[Mc Lovin]

"right which of you cocks put viagra in my sports drink"

[Cara Van Man]

Injured wimp.......foil.........sage...........chicken stock..........capers................1hour on gas mark 7......DONE!

[natcot]

Even the magic space suit couldn't hide the fact he was having a cheeky w@nk!

[fullbeem]

in the oven for an hour then smoother me in lurpack

[Mc Lovin]

Man flu kills

Edited by Mc Lovin on Tuesday 16th September 16:23

[Rod Rammage]

"Last Choir Standing" presenter Nick Knowles laughed as Man-Moth emerged from his silver pupae

[Red Firecracker]

"Even Graham Norton would run that off"

[carter711]

Cara Van Man said:

Injured wimp.......foil.........sage...........chicken stock..........capers................1hour on gas mark 7......DONE!

That's pretty much the same vibe i was gonna lay down.