Step away from the kettle

[merc_man]

The boiler in the little kitchenette where we make our tea/coffee at work has packed up. They've provided us with a kettle instead. Don't these mad fools realise what they've done? There will be scalding incidents all over the place before you can say "Two sugars for me please".

Somebody contact 'elf and safety before a small child is scarred for life!

[Thudd]

They took our kettles away and left us undrinkable machine coffee full of whitener

[GuinnessMK]

Don't joke.

I once installed one of those wall mounted water boiler things in a kitchen in a clients office. Their Health & Safety womble decided it was dangerous! So I had to write a risk assessment and method statement for the people using it!

Bring back the kettle!

Mike

[Captain Ahab]

GuinnessMK said:

Don't joke.

I once installed one of those wall mounted water boiler things in a kitchen in a clients office. Their Health & Safety womble decided it was dangerous! So I had to write a risk assessment and method statement for the people using it!

Bring back the kettle!

Mike

Exactly the same in my office, big red warning triangle on the boiler, what do people think comes out of the tap - cold custard ?

[Shaw Tarse]

You need to put a warning notice "May Contain HOT water

[Mr Trophy]

Just don't piss in it.

[steven182]

Mr Trophy said:

Just don't piss in it.

lol

[mitzy]

Mr Trophy said:

Just don't piss in it.

I think ours has been about twice!

[Dilligaf10]

merc_man said:

The boiler in the little kitchenette where we make our tea/coffee at work has packed up. They've provided us with a kettle instead. Don't these mad fools realise what they've done? There will be scalding incidents all over the place before you can say "Two sugars for me please".

Somebody contact 'elf and safety before a small child is scarred for life!

Haven't they installed a woman to work it?

(takes cover)

[Simpo Two]

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