80's Pop Challenge...
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downthepub

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1,429 posts

236 months

Sunday 14th September 2008
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There are at least 45 songs mentioned in this story, most from the 80's. The rules:

1. Name the song title
2. Name the artist
3. No cheating. Do this from memory. Don't Google or use any other internet resource for your answers.
4. Have fun!!




The window lickers went on strike yesterday. I was too sexy for their shirts...too sexy for my shirt...but not too sexy for my Kia. And they didn't like that I wore my sunglasses at night while driving my Little Red Corvette. So they jammed to Panama and told me they were coming back to get me. One window licker pulled his tongue off of the windshield and screamed, "If I had a photograph of you...there would be something to remind me..." So, with a Rebel Yell I hollered back, "I want more, more, more! And I will shake you all night long!" So I jammed in my fast machine that I keep the motor clean, and it looks like I will be dancing with myself for awhile. This situation is spinning right 'round...like a record baby...'round, 'round. You don't mess with a missionary man! I know, I know. I hear you dudes - I need to relax and don't do it, but what if I want to go through it?

The shortbusians need to know that I am the king of rock, there is none higher, and all their MC's will call me sire...and that to rock my kingdom they must use fire, cause I won't stop rock'in 'til I retire! Until then, they can listen to me on the Mexican Radio as they drive to Panama, and listen in stereo. Besides, they all wear pink and live in pink houses. I know they look pretty in pink, and I tell them all of the time "dudes, what I like about you, is that you are the sultans of swing. But I wear my sunglasses at night because you freaks are blinding me with science."

Chief window licker stopped the car and pulled out a sledgehammer, she is a goody two shoes, but had a look in her eyes that creeped me out. I think she was thinking about burning down the house. She came at me with pure energy, while turning Japanese. One dude turned up the radio, and chief let out a war cry. She howled, "We're not gonna take! No! We ain't gonna take it anymore!" She was coming so fast at me I thought, "If she hits me, it will cut like a knife, and I wouldn't have the reflex to take these broken wings (I fell earlier in the day on my arms), and bang a gong and get it on." But I did notice that she was a pretty woman, and I thought, "She's got legs..." And as fast as she was running at me with her sledgehammer, I also thought, "And she knows how to use them..."

In conclusion, I grabbed the little mite, unleashed some TNT on her, and said, "I will rock you like a hurricane dude! I would walk 500 miles on your forehead and toss you under the last train to Clarksville! You are now loosing your religion and there ain't no sunshine when she's gone, there ain't no mountain high enough for you to be safe! Ya dig, der kommisar?"

So they turned and went their way, and I my way. we crossed a bridge over troubled waters and will get back to normal soon. Man, everybody wants to rule the world, they want to be their own personal Jesus. We took one last look at each other I, as I smiled at her, I said, "Hey chief, good girls don't...got it." I think her name is Roxanne.

The Hypno-Toad

13,331 posts

235 months

Sunday 14th September 2008
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downthepub said:
There are at least 45 songs mentioned in this story, most from the 80's. The rules:

1. Name the song title
2. Name the artist
3. No cheating. Do this from memory. Don't Google or use any other internet resource for your answers.
4. Have fun!!




The window lickers went on strike yesterday. I was too sexy for their shirts...too sexy for my shirt...but not too sexy for my Kia. And they didn't like that I wore my sunglasses at night while driving my Little Red Corvette. So they jammed to Panama and told me they were coming back to get me. One window licker pulled his tongue off of the windshield and screamed, "If I had a photograph of you...there would be something to remind me..." So, with a Rebel Yell I hollered back, "I want more, more, more! And I will shake you all night long!" So I jammed in my fast machine that I keep the motor clean, and it looks like I will be dancing with myself for awhile. This situation is spinning right 'round...like a record baby...'round, 'round. You don't mess with a missionary man! I know, I know. I hear you dudes - I need to relax and don't do it, but what if I want to go through it?

The shortbusians need to know that I am the king of rock, there is none higher, and all their MC's will call me sire...and that to rock my kingdom they must use fire, cause I won't stop rock'in 'til I retire! Until then, they can listen to me on the Mexican Radio as they drive to Panama, and listen in stereo. Besides, they all wear pink and live in pink houses. I know they look pretty in pink, and I tell them all of the time "dudes, what I like about you, is that you are the sultans of swing. But I wear my sunglasses at night because you freaks are blinding me with science."

Chief window licker stopped the car and pulled out a sledgehammer, she is a goody two shoes, but had a look in her eyes that creeped me out. I think she was thinking about burning down the house. She came at me with pure energy, while turning Japanese. One dude turned up the radio, and chief let out a war cry. She howled, "We're not gonna take! No! We ain't gonna take it anymore!" She was coming so fast at me I thought, "If she hits me, it will cut like a knife, and I wouldn't have the reflex to take these broken wings (I fell earlier in the day on my arms), and bang a gong and get it on." But I did notice that she was a pretty woman, and I thought, "She's got legs..." And as fast as she was running at me with her sledgehammer, I also thought, "And she knows how to use them..."

In conclusion, I grabbed the little mite, unleashed some TNT on her, and said, "I will rock you like a hurricane dude! I would walk 500 miles on your forehead and toss you under the last train to Clarksville! You are now loosing your religion and there ain't no sunshine when she's gone, there ain't no mountain high enough for you to be safe! Ya dig, der kommisar?"

So they turned and went their way, and I my way. we crossed a bridge over troubled waters and will get back to normal soon. Man, everybody wants to rule the world, they want to be their own personal Jesus. We took one last look at each other I, as I smiled at her, I said, "Hey chief, good girls don't...got it." I think her name is Roxanne.
Dear God I must be bored;
1) Window Licker - Aphyex Twin
2) Too Sexy - Right Said Fred
3) Little Red Corvette - Prince
4) Panama - Sailor (how obscure is that?)
5) Wishing I Had A Photograph of You - Flock of Seagulls or The Lotus Eaters(can never remember)
6) Rebel Yell - Billy Idol
7) Hollerback Girl - Gwen Stefani
8) Shook Me All Night Long - AC/DC
9) Dancing With Myself - Generation X
10) Situation - Yazho
11) Spin Me Round - Dead Or Alive
12) Missionary Man - Eurthymics
13) Relax - FGTH
14) Pretty In Pink - The Psycdeliac Furs
15) Sultans of Swing - Dire Straits
16) She Blinded Me With Science - Thomas Dolby
17) Sledgehammer - Peter Gabriel
18) Goody Two Shoes - Adam Ant
19) Burning Down The House - Talking Heads
20) Turning Japanese - The Vapors
21) Reflex - Duran Duran
22) Broken Wings - Mister Mister
23) Died In Your Arms Tonight -
24) Get It On - T Rex
25) Pretty Woman - Roy Orbison
26) Legs - ZZ Top
27) 500 Miles - The Proclaimers
28) Last Train to Clarksville - The Monkees
29) Loosing Your Religon - REM
30) Aint No Sunshine When Shes Gone - Pelican in a microwave
31) Aint No Mountain High Enough - Diana Ross
32) Der Kommisar - Thompson Twins
33) My Way - Just about everybody
34) Bridge Over Troubled Water - Simon and Bubblehead
35) Everybody Wants To Rule The World - Tears For Fears
36) Personal Jesus - Depeche Mode
37) Good Girls Don't - Racey??? jesus I'm embarassed if it is
38) Roxanne - Police

No clues, no internet hunting, just the proof that I'm a sad lonely little man on a Sunday pm, trying desperatly to find a reason not to do chores, who knows a lot about pop music.

Hypno Toad out. getmecoat

groucho

12,134 posts

276 months

Sunday 14th September 2008
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You missed 7.

RDM

1,860 posts

237 months

Sunday 14th September 2008
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Is Panama not Van Halen?

+TNT = AC/DC
+Rock you like a hurricane = Scorpions

Edited by RDM on Sunday 14th September 16:23


Edited by RDM on Sunday 14th September 16:29

Ferg

15,242 posts

287 months

Sunday 14th September 2008
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downthepub said:
1. Name the song title
The Hypno-Toad said:
27) 500 Miles - The Proclaimers
Rethink. smile

TheEnd

15,370 posts

218 months

Sunday 14th September 2008
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Get Back - Beatles?

Ferg

15,242 posts

287 months

Sunday 14th September 2008
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What about Mexican Radio by Stan's 'Wall Of Voodoo'?
..and Dancing With Myself was Gen X, strictly speaking.

DocJock

8,722 posts

270 months

Sunday 14th September 2008
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My way - Sid Vicious

Ferg

15,242 posts

287 months

Sunday 14th September 2008
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DocJock said:
My way - Sid Vicious
Shouldn't be in an 80s quiz. The song was released in '78 and Sid was dead before the 80s began. Not sure who released it in the 80s.

MattNM3E36

5,449 posts

295 months

Sunday 14th September 2008
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The Hypno-Toad said:
16) She Blinded Me With Science - Thomas Dolby
Good grief, havent heard that in yonks!

Must get hold of it



rednotdead

1,256 posts

256 months

Sunday 14th September 2008
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23) Died In Your Arms Tonight -


.....was the Cutting Crew

Morningside

24,147 posts

259 months

Sunday 14th September 2008
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I am crap at this but worth a ....BUMP.