Funny Limericks

[Tant]

Right, been having a competition with my mates at work to come up with the funniest/rudest limerick..best so far is:-

There was a young girl from Penzance
Who got on a bus in a trance
A passenger fked her, so did the conductor
The driver shot off in his pants.


..cracks me up everytime...

Anybody got any others?

[Big Al.]

Jokes here please

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...