The Griffin

[Harry Flashman]

Never, never go to this place, no matter how drunk you are. It's rubbish and the women are ugly, even after an absolute skinful.

Do not then go home, hammered, and attempt to have sex with your girlfriend with the line "Just been looking at cheap sluts in suspenders and quite fancy some filth, love". It means sleeping on the sofa.

You're welcome.

I feel terrible.

[captainzep]

Thanks.

Have made appropriate changes to schedule on my clipboard.

[Flintstone]

<cancels arrangements>

[Andy Zarse]

Oh when will you ever learn?

[Vesuvius 996]

Oh come off it Flash, everyone knows the Axe is far superior.

[Harry Flashman]

You're welcome, Zep. After all, I'm here to help. I just wish Lady Flash could appreciate that.

[Swilly]

The Griffin is great... you just cant handle this st obviously !!

[Timmy35]

Where's the Griffin? I've not been to that one.

[Bounty Hunter]

Did you think "Just been looking at cheap sluts in suspenders and quite fancy some filth, love" would get you anywhere else?

[Bounty Hunter]

Hi Tim

We could try it tonight?

PH outing anyone?

[VladTheDad]

Timmy35 said:

Where's the Griffin? I've not been to that one.

+1

[Harry Flashman]

Timmy35 said:

Where's the Griffin? I've not been to that one.

We're going, then. But we'd better be more drunk than I was yesterday. WHich would be difficult, to be fair.

It's not every day that you are woken up by a seriously angry girl, telling you that waking her up and demanding sex because you're horny after a day on the beers and a night in a skin joint is unacceptable.

Lady Flash is so not talking to me. Luckily, boys' night tonight means that my worries are gone.

[Timmy35]

Bounty Hunter said:

Hi Tim

We could try it tonight?

PH outing anyone?

Hello mate I'll drop you a PM

A filth outing certainly seems appropriate. Harry could be our guide.....Harry up for it?

[Flintstone]

Harry Flashman said:

It's not every day that you are woken up by a seriously angry girl, telling you that waking her up and demanding sex because you're horny after a day on the beers and a night in a skin joint is unacceptable.

Even I'm wincing at this one and women stuff usually just sails over my head.

[Harry Flashman]

Timmy35 said:

Bounty Hunter said:

Hi Tim

We could try it tonight?

PH outing anyone?

Hello mate I'll drop you a PM

A filth outing certainly seems appropriate. Harry could be our guide.....Harry up for it?

PH trip to the Griffin.

Christ, our standards are low, aren't they?

[Bounty Hunter]

Harry Flashman said:

Timmy35 said:

Bounty Hunter said:

Hi Tim

We could try it tonight?

PH outing anyone?

Hello mate I'll drop you a PM

A filth outing certainly seems appropriate. Harry could be our guide.....Harry up for it?

PH trip to the Griffin.

Christ, our standards are low, aren't they?

We could try somewhere else - But filth sounds good.....

[Timmy35]

Harry Flashman said:

Timmy35 said:

Where's the Griffin? I've not been to that one.

We're going, then. But we'd better be more drunk than I was yesterday. WHich would be difficult, to be fair.

It's not every day that you are woken up by a seriously angry girl, telling you that waking her up and demanding sex because you're horny after a day on the beers and a night in a skin joint is unacceptable.

Lady Flash is so not talking to me. Luckily, boys' night tonight means that my worries are gone.

Excellent.

[scotal]

Harry Flashman said:

Timmy35 said:

Where's the Griffin? I've not been to that one.

We're going, then. But we'd better be more drunk than I was yesterday. WHich would be difficult, to be fair.

It's not every day that you are woken up by a seriously angry girl, telling you that waking her up and demanding sex because you're horny after a day on the beers and a night in a skin joint is unacceptable.

Lady Flash is so not talking to me. Luckily, boys' night tonight means that my worries are gone.

Jesus, she needs to grow up a bit. Its not like you brought a stripper home with you.

[Timmy35]

Harry Flashman said:

Christ, our standards are low, aren't they?

I consider the Abacus to be too upmarket. Calibrate from there.

Now..... where is this place? It sounds awful.

Edited by Timmy35 on Friday 12th September 11:39

[Digga]

Harry Flashman said:

Never, never go to this place, no matter how drunk you are. It's rubbish and the women are ugly, even after an absolute skinful.

How ugly?

Are you encouraged to tip them not with folding money by rather to throw change at them and in the general direction of the stage?

Or are they so very bad that they're chained to the poles you just throw cuts of meat for them?