Highly likely yet another internet scam/virus

[Tom55]

Just received an email with the following message in (cut and paste so all spelling erros are as they appear.

"Your internet access is going to get suspended

The Internet Service Provider Consorcium was made to protect the rights of software authors, artists.
We conduct regular wiretapping on our networks, to monitor criminal acts.

We are aware of your illegal activities on the internet wich were originating from

You can check the report of your activities in the past 6 month that we have attached. We strongly advise you to stop your activities regarding the illegal downloading of copyrighted material of your internet access will be suspended.

Sincerely
ICS Monitoring Team "

Now obviously I am not going to open the attachement, assuming some sort of virus would be in there, but thought flag it up

[Flintstone]

Tom55 said:

The Internet Service Provider Consorcium

That's it, you're fooked. Once The Consorcium (sic) get onto you it's over

[anonymous-user]

Wiretapping

Wait...does this mean they're listening in to those videos that I downloaded?!?

[DrTre]

Tom55 said:

Just received an email with the following message in (cut and paste so all spelling erros are as they appear.

Good job you clarified that dude, we'd have been hard pushed to tell otherwise...

[Flintstone]

Symbolica said:

Wiretapping

Wait...does this mean they're listening in to those videos that I downloaded?!?

Yup. Your pornograph is tapped too.

[Tom55]

DrTre said:

Tom55 said:

Just received an email with the following message in (cut and paste so all spelling erros are as they appear.

Good job you clarified that dude, we'd have been hard pushed to tell otherwise...

thank god your there to point that out..........

[DrTre]

Tom55 said:

DrTre said:

Tom55 said:

Just received an email with the following message in (cut and paste so all spelling erros are as they appear.

Good job you clarified that dude, we'd have been hard pushed to tell otherwise...

thank god your there to point that out..........

Calm down dear, it was a joke.

[Flintstone]

Tom55 said:

DrTre said:

Tom55 said:

Just received an email with the following message in (cut and paste so all spelling erros are as they appear.

Good job you clarified that dude, we'd have been hard pushed to tell otherwise...

thank god your there to point that out..........

So what's your excuse now?

[Sprouts]

give us another joke joke master

[anonymous-user]

Flintstone said:

Your pornograph is tapped too.

Is that a masturbation related version of a tacograph? I was never issued one

[DrTre]

Sprouts said:

give us another joke joke master

Yer mam.

see what I did there Sprouts, do you see?

[Sprouts]

comic masterpiece

[Tom55]

DrTre said:

Tom55 said:

DrTre said:

Tom55 said:

Just received an email with the following message in (cut and paste so all spelling erros are as they appear.

Good job you clarified that dude, we'd have been hard pushed to tell otherwise...

thank god your there to point that out..........

Calm down dear, it was a joke.

Yaaaaayyyy and the award for best Michael Winner impersonation goes to......

[Simpo Two]

Maybe it's a good thing that teenagers can't spell...

[DrTre]

Tom55 said:

Yaaaaayyyy and the award for best Michael Winner impersonation goes to......

If only you knew how close to the truth that was...in appearance, not wallet, sadly...



To clarify, I wasn't having a pop at you or your spelling except to gently mock your self fulfilling statement, sorry if it came across another way. Which I guess it could on re-reading it.

Sprouts, thanks fella! It truly warms the cockles of my heart to know you appreciate me!

[Sprouts]

i'll sleep well toneet

[King Herald]

Some fvckwit said:

wich

Instant idiot, just like the clowns who tell me it is 'obligitary' for me to send my card numbers and PIN to them so they can verify my account.

[Cpn Jack Spanner]

Symbolica said:

Flintstone said:

Your pornograph is tapped too.

Is that a masturbation related version of a tacograph? I was never issued one

It'll be along soon, the Government are issuing them to all males over 16. If used too often, then there will likely be a tax to curb usage, as the heat generated is a major contributor to gerbil warming.

[Flintstone]

Cpn Jack Spanner said:

... gerbil warming.

New catchphrase