The John & Tom Closet Homosexual thread
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Man fr Del Monte

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483 posts

234 months

Thursday 11th September 2008
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I was shocked and visibly shaken yesterday when someone bought to my attention that Tom Cruise and John Travolta were Chutney Ferrets.

Both men are well-known (and photographed for God's sake) for always having a String of Beauties at their side.

This Bevvy of Beauties, are, apparently, what's known as Trophy Birds, and are a complete and utter Front.

As are the beards.

But I would say this to you; Mrs Mia Wallace, Penelope Cruiz, Nicole Kidman, and the delightful Olivia Newton-John.
Stands for nothing does it?


While being comforted by a colleague this morning, I was told that Magnum P.I was also A Friend of Mary.



Absolute Tosh.






off_again

13,917 posts

264 months

Thursday 11th September 2008
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There have long been rumours that they are gay, but given that these are just that, its a dangerous game. Certainly Tom has sued several papers over these allegations and won. So unless there is proof that this is the case, I will have to say that I will go with the courts decision.

johnfm

13,751 posts

280 months

Thursday 11th September 2008
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John & Tom are clearly on the other bus.

Don't forget Lewis Hamilton. I have it on very good authority - but I still don't believe it.

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

272 months

Thursday 11th September 2008
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Maybe not gay. Probably just being 'comforted by a colleague'.

That can be so easily misinterpreted, don't you find?

ewenm

28,506 posts

275 months

Thursday 11th September 2008
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Why do you care?

10 Pence Short

32,880 posts

247 months

Thursday 11th September 2008
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If you believe some people, Top Gun is actually gayer than a room full of Graham Nortons. I tend to believe some people.

Timmy35

13,014 posts

228 months

Thursday 11th September 2008
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Indeed our own Dear Leader, it is rumoured ( er known ).....rides with the Brown ( no pun intended ) cowboys. He used to get quite irrate when Mandy told other people about it.

Trommel

20,648 posts

289 months

Thursday 11th September 2008
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Perhaps their mutual appreciation of a certain "church" lies with its programmes to cure such an affliction?

rhinochopig

17,932 posts

228 months

Thursday 11th September 2008
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ewenm said:
Why do you care?

james_tigerwoods

16,347 posts

227 months

Thursday 11th September 2008
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rhinochopig said:
ewenm said:
Why do you care?
If you look closely - you'll see at least 2 characters are duplicated here....

Obiwonkeyblokey

5,400 posts

270 months

Thursday 11th September 2008
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what happened to :

Friday 4th July
Recently PistonHeads seems to be attracting a lot of racist and homophobic comments, and it struck me as a bit unusual, it’s certainly not something we’ve had before, in fact it has been on my mind so much I wanted to post about it.

PistonHeads has grown significantly over the last year or so, and to all those who are new here, I wanted to stress that racist or homophobic comments will not be tolerated and we will deal with members who post offensive material with either a spell in the bin, or a straight ban

PH is a place for like minded people, we cross the line in many areas, have a bit of tongue in cheek fun and we do try to keep moderation to a minimum, it just seems that people are pushing things a bit too far at the moment.

Banter is part of PH, it’s that sort of place, but we need to draw a line where racism and homophobic comments are concerned and frankly the amount of posts containing such material is concerning. That said, we have a legal responsibility to ensure that racist or offensive language and views aren’t published here, and we also believe that this type of language is abhorrent to 99% of our members. I’m not about to post what is acceptable and what isn’t, I’m also not saying people can’t have an opinion I am simply asking for a bit of common sense to be used when posting or starting threads. If anyone is in any doubt then please consult the T&Cs, which can be found here http://www.pistonheads.com/terms.htm

It does feel strange writing this and not something I want to do, but the moderators and I have noticed an increase in this sort of post, and I wanted to share my thoughts with you

Yes PH is growing, yes we have new members but please lets keep PH a place for all to enjoy.



Rant over……nowhere near as good as Teds old ones


Timmy35

13,014 posts

228 months

Thursday 11th September 2008
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Trommel said:
Perhaps their mutual appreciation of a certain "church" lies with its programmes to cure such an affliction?
Either that of they both actually believe that they're alien visitors and are waiting for a spaceship to arrive and take them home. ( I've always wondered about this idea that Aliens are obsessed with anal probes, seems like an excuse for a bit of bummage to me ).

brum

5,892 posts

236 months

Thursday 11th September 2008
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Isn't Tom Crusie incredibly litigious with regard to poeple making comments about his private life?
I'd expect the laywers will be along soon.

Man fr Del Monte

Original Poster:

483 posts

234 months

Thursday 11th September 2008
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ewenm said:
Why do you care?
It's not that I 'care".

It's just that they haven't been honest with us.

_Dan_

2,392 posts

309 months

Man fr Del Monte

Original Poster:

483 posts

234 months

Thursday 11th September 2008
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Obiwonkeyblokey said:
what happened to :

Friday 4th July
Recently PistonHeads seems to be attracting a lot of racist and homophobic comments, and it struck me as a bit unusual, it’s certainly not something we’ve had before, in fact it has been on my mind so much I wanted to post about it.

PistonHeads has grown significantly over the last year or so, and to all those who are new here, I wanted to stress that racist or homophobic comments will not be tolerated and we will deal with members who post offensive material with either a spell in the bin, or a straight ban

PH is a place for like minded people, we cross the line in many areas, have a bit of tongue in cheek fun and we do try to keep moderation to a minimum, it just seems that people are pushing things a bit too far at the moment.

Banter is part of PH, it’s that sort of place, but we need to draw a line where racism and homophobic comments are concerned and frankly the amount of posts containing such material is concerning. That said, we have a legal responsibility to ensure that racist or offensive language and views aren’t published here, and we also believe that this type of language is abhorrent to 99% of our members. I’m not about to post what is acceptable and what isn’t, I’m also not saying people can’t have an opinion I am simply asking for a bit of common sense to be used when posting or starting threads. If anyone is in any doubt then please consult the T&Cs, which can be found here http://www.pistonheads.com/terms.htm

It does feel strange writing this and not something I want to do, but the moderators and I have noticed an increase in this sort of post, and I wanted to share my thoughts with you

Yes PH is growing, yes we have new members but please lets keep PH a place for all to enjoy.



Rant over……nowhere near as good as Teds old ones
Okay, get a Mod to remove this thread please. Hadn't read this and don't want to offend anyone.



Clammy

2,352 posts

229 months

Thursday 11th September 2008
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Man fr Del Monte said:
It's not that I 'care".

It's just that they haven't been honest with us.
Oh come on, you can admit it to us.

There's no need to be coy.

You think you're in with a chance don't you?

HundredthIdiot

4,477 posts

314 months

Thursday 11th September 2008
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Man fr Del Monte said:
ewenm said:
Why do you care?
It's not that I 'care".

It's just that they haven't been honest with us.
Actors in "making stuff up" shocker!

I'll never vote for Tom Cruise again, that's for sure.

eightseventhree

2,266 posts

234 months

Thursday 11th September 2008
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We have news reports . . . . HE IS BACK IN THE CLOSET!
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