Kicking Harman in the trench

[Vesuvius 996]

Gentlemen

For reasons which I'd better keep to myself, I have a meeting tomorrow with celebrity man-hater Harriet Harman.


Anyone got any messages they'd like to to pass on?

[thehawk]

Was it arranged through www.adultwork.co.uk ?

[215cu]

Tell her she's a waste of a .

[FourWheelDrift]

Vesuvius 996 said:

Gentlemen

For reasons which I'd better keep to myself, I have a meeting tomorrow with celebrity man-hater Harriet Harman.


Anyone got any messages they'd like to to pass on?

Match.com working well?

[V8mate]

To save you having to tell her anything, I'll drop a link to this thread to her office

[TankRizzo]

Take a chainsaw and use your imagination.

[BrassMan]

Quite like the title. Short and to the point, but might cause a spot of bother?

[DrTre]

When you say "meeting" are we talking "handshaking" distance or "crosshairs"?

[10 Pence Short]

Vesuvius 996 said:

Gentlemen

For reasons which I'd better keep to myself, I have a meeting tomorrow with celebrity man-hater Harriet Harman.


Anyone got any messages they'd like to to pass on?

I think mere words would not suffice.

Just kick her in the face.

[RedLeicester]

Get a life
Get a stylist
Get a job
Get real
Get out


That'll do methinks.

[Doobs]

I have a question for her:

"Can you make us all a cup o' tea love?"

[rude-boy]

Please ask her if her attitude is due to the fact she has penis envy (ie that she hasn't got one) or alternatively try to see if you can get her in a compromising position involving John Prescott, Broon, a sack of King Edwards and an armadillo.

If you are feeling really brave put a couple of shirts in you briefcase and a travel iron. Halfway through the meeting place then in front of her and say “Whilst us men are talking about business love give these a once over will you?”

[Bill Carr]

Ask her if she's ever performed a reverse dougan. Then demonstrate.

http://www.playgroundlaw.com/cgi-bin/browse.pl?sid...

[fido]

print her a copy of this to read :-

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/janet_daley/blog/2008...

[princeperch]

I really hope you aren’t a Treasury lawyer.

They are some of the most incompetent bunch of noddys I've ever had the misfortune to deal with..

[marsred]

The honourable thing to do would be to take the opportunity to turn her into a man lover so she can chill out a bit. It is your duty, i feel, to nob her senseless. You'll be a hero.

pics will not be required

[Vesuvius 996]

princeperch said:

I really hope you aren’t a Treasury lawyer.

They are some of the most incompetent bunch of noddys I've ever had the misfortune to deal with..

How very dare you.

[audidoody]

Offer her a job so she leaves public life

Edited by audidoody on Wednesday 10th September 14:14

[princeperch]

Vesuvius 996 said:

princeperch said:

I really hope you aren’t a Treasury lawyer.

They are some of the most incompetent bunch of noddys I've ever had the misfortune to deal with..

How very dare you.

Just checking.

[SVX]

Spike her tea with Dimethylmercury, it should have the desired effect