I want an election now!

[Fittster]

Another good reason for an election now, some of the new Tory candidates.

[elster]

A list of names would be good.

[V8mate]

Number nine will be off on maternity leave soon, so she's no good. (Yummy looking though )

[The Ben]

number 3,4,8 would defiantly get my.... erm vote!!!

[Sciroccology]

The Ben said:

number 3,4,8 would defiantly get my.... erm vote!!!

Yep, No.8 in a "looks a bit like Helen Mirren" kind-of way.

[Digga]

That leave number 6 for me. Don't wrap it, I'll eat it now.

[V8mate]

The Ben said:

number 3,4,8 would defiantly get my.... erm vote!!!

Number 4 gets my vote - large-mouthed brunette - mmmmmmmmmm

[Sciroccology]

Digga said:

That leave number 6 for me. Don't wrap it, I'll eat it now.

She looks a bit like wossername, you know, that actress. She was in that film with wassisface. You know.

[Fittster]

1 - Shaun Bailey, 37, Candidate for Hammersmith
2 - Mark Clarke, 31, Parliamentary Candidate for Tooting
3 - Joanne Cash, 38, Conservative Parliamentary Candidate for Westminster North
4 - Annunziata Rees-Mogg, 29, Somerton and Frome
5 - Peter Lyburn, 24,
6 - Charlotte Leslie, 29, Bristol North West
7 - Jeremy Brier, 27, Luton North
8 - Nicola Blackwood, 28, Oxford West and Abingdon
9 - Helen Whately, 32, Kingston & Surbiton
10 - Kulveer Ranger, 33. Seems to work for Boris

[Sciroccology]

That's bugging me now. What was her name?

[ewenm]

Fittster said:

Another good reason for an erection now, some of the new Tory candidates.

EFA (although I can't see the pic at work, so just going off some of the other comments).

[mybrainhurts]

Regardez zer competition ----->

[Digga]

mybrainhurts said:

Regardez zer competition ----->

Who is? Gissa clue.

Is it the Bank of England MPC?
The luddite members of the flat earth society?
The chassis design & test team for Perouda cars?

[V8mate]

Digga said:

mybrainhurts said:

Regardez zer competition ----->

Who is? Gissa clue.

Is it the Bank of England MPC?
The luddite members of the flat earth society?
The chassis design & test team for Perouda cars?

Nope - this what your local Conservative Association looks like (hence the need for photos of national candidate totty)

[davido140]

Double edged sword with these "youngsters" really,

They are more likely to be "in touch" with the population and the country than some 70 year old. Also they are probably too young to have ay major sleaze from thier past coming back to haunt them.

Having said that, I doubt any of them have ever had a proper job.

[mybrainhurts]

V8mate said:

Digga said:

mybrainhurts said:

Regardez zer competition ----->

Who is? Gissa clue.

Is it the Bank of England MPC?
The luddite members of the flat earth society?
The chassis design & test team for Perouda cars?

Nope - this what your local Conservative Association looks like (hence the need for photos of national candidate totty)

Dem Libs, actually, old chap....

[Digga]

Bugger!

But I though I could order #6, on one else had taken her.

So instead I'll get doorstepped by one of the members of the grunter, munters & mingers club then?

[Pesty]

At least you can probably say those ugly fkers got there on merit.

Sorry to say but the first thought that went through my head when I saw that pic was, are they good or were they picked for PC reasons?

but I'm just an out of touch old git I'll get me coat

[Fittster]

A bit of a poke around the conservative website and I've found:

Deborah Dunleavy - Bolton North East



Adeela Shafi - Bristol East



Penny is the Parliamentary Candidate for the new constituency of Portsmouth North

[NiceCupOfTea]

I completely misread the topic title!

Mind you, looking at one or two in that first picture...