Is Kim Jong ill?

[awesome_welles]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/nor...

Surely that's big news?
He's elusive and all that, but he always shows up to the festival normally.
Even though he has only ever said one line to his entire nation in about 14 years of ruling.

[Simond001]

I thought he was long gone.

[limpsfield]

he is so lonely

[superlightr]

Kim Jong goes Bing Bong?

[Zod]

Simond001 said:

I thought he was long gone.

You're thinking of Kim Il Sung.

[Muntu]

He is just ronery

[Simpo Two]

awesome_welles said:

Even though he has only ever said one line to his entire nation in about 14 years of ruling.

Much the same as Gordon Brown then, whose one line is 'Pay more tax'.

[nerf]

the sunday times suggested he's been dead for about 4 years, and has been replaced by a double!

[funkyboogalooo]

superlightr said:

Kim Jong goes Bing Bong?

Kim Jong goes bing bong after he marries Ting Tong she was long gone on her way to Hong Kong long after Kim Jong went Bing Bong playing ping pong after watching King Kong in his long johns.
I reckon anyway

[Morningside]

Major news I would have thought.

Although, I suspect, it could tick over for many years before anyone ever finds out.

Scary place. barbed wire around the beach to stop people leaving

[Gun]

nerf said:

the sunday times suggested he's been dead for about 4 years, and has been replaced by a double!

Well they're bound to have a couple of spare dummies kicking round!

[Justayellowbadge]

Is Gordon brown?

[Morningside]

Muntu said:

He is just ronery

[jmorgan]

No news here or here



Bloody western propaganda.

[matchmaker]

Team America must have got him

[LukeBird]

Hans Brix....

[james_tigerwoods]

North Korea insists he's fine:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7607...

He'll be dead then...

[crofty1984]

funkyboogalooo said:

superlightr said:

Kim Jong goes Bing Bong?

Kim Jong goes bing bong after he marries Ting Tong she was long gone on her way to Hong Kong long after Kim Jong went Bing Bong playing ping pong after watching King Kong in his long johns.
I reckon anyway

You mong.

[funkyboogalooo]

crofty1984 said:

funkyboogalooo said:

superlightr said:

Kim Jong goes Bing Bong?

Kim Jong goes bing bong after he marries Ting Tong she was long gone on her way to Hong Kong long after Kim Jong went Bing Bong playing ping pong after watching King Kong in his long johns.
I reckon anyway

You mong.

Might be a mong but ive got a pretty big dong

[james_tigerwoods]

funkyboogalooo said:

crofty1984 said:

funkyboogalooo said:

superlightr said:

Kim Jong goes Bing Bong?

Kim Jong goes bing bong after he marries Ting Tong she was long gone on her way to Hong Kong long after Kim Jong went Bing Bong playing ping pong after watching King Kong in his long johns.
I reckon anyway

You mong.

Might be a mong but ive got a pretty big dong

You need to write a song...