Banks that sound like porn stars

[Racingdude009]

Given that Fanny Mae and Freddie Mac sound like porn stars I through the PH massive could suggest some porn star/sexual slang names for the UK banks.

One that came to mine was changing TSB to STD.

[wolves_wanderer]

Barclays is already rhyming slang

[V8mate]

The Pre-Operative Bank and Post-Operative Bank

[LeoZwalf]

Binkley's Bonk

[215cu]

Nat West to :

"Shat West" -

The amazing adventures of Ludmila, Estonian scat-madam extraordinaire....

[mybrainhurts]

This is a hard one...

[merc_man]

Klienwort Benson was a German sitcom about a black butler. Cancelled after one season.

[munky]

http://www.hoaresbank.co.uk/

not a UK bank but I always thought Chase Manhattan sounded a bit porno. I used to quite like answering the phone and saying that.