Have I been abducted?
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groucho

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12,134 posts

276 months

Friday 5th September 2008
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Last night I was on the lash and woke up this morning all OK, I think. Anyway, now I have a ripped adductor and my thigh is twice the size of the other, and is blue. What happened?

W333

417 posts

253 months

Friday 5th September 2008
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Sounds like you probably had a mint night

groucho

Original Poster:

12,134 posts

276 months

Friday 5th September 2008
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W333 said:
Sounds like you probably had a mint night
What's one of those?

W333

417 posts

253 months

Friday 5th September 2008
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If you're young, it means you had a good time. HTH

ih8thisname

2,699 posts

230 months

Friday 5th September 2008
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groucho said:
...and my thigh is twice the size of the other, and is blue. What happened?
I don't know, but that doesn't sound too good! hehe

Jasandjules

72,640 posts

259 months

Friday 5th September 2008
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groucho said:
What happened?
I suspect more alchohol than was sensible entered your system........biggrin

groucho

Original Poster:

12,134 posts

276 months

Friday 5th September 2008
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W333 said:
If you're young, it means you had a good time. HTH
What do you call young?

W333

417 posts

253 months

Friday 5th September 2008
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groucho said:
What do you call young?
Student-ish

touching cloth

11,706 posts

269 months

Friday 5th September 2008
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groucho said:
W333 said:
If you're young, it means you had a good time. HTH
What do you call young?
The opposite of you, you old git

groucho

Original Poster:

12,134 posts

276 months

Friday 5th September 2008
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W333 said:
groucho said:
What do you call young?
Student-ish
Not me then.

srebbe64

13,021 posts

267 months

Friday 5th September 2008
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touching cloth said:
groucho said:
W333 said:
If you're young, it means you had a good time. HTH
What do you call young?
The opposite of you, you old git
hehe


IforB

9,840 posts

259 months

Friday 5th September 2008
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Otherwise known as a UBI. Unidentified Beer Injury.

Gretchen

19,802 posts

246 months

Friday 5th September 2008
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I am familiar with this aftermath. You have been anally raped.


HTH.




outlaw biker

2,458 posts

226 months

Friday 5th September 2008
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Gretchen said:
I am familiar with this aftermath. You have been anally raped.


HTH.
Interesting quote there smile

eldar

25,307 posts

226 months

Friday 5th September 2008
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Gretchen said:
I am familiar with this aftermath. You have been anally raped.


HTH.
Not this time. A camel spider bite. They inject beer into you before they strike.....

Johnny

9,652 posts

314 months

Friday 5th September 2008
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Gretchen said:
I am familiar with this aftermath. You have been anally raped.


HTH.
FFS! Shhh, you'll get me in trouble... wink

Gretchen

19,802 posts

246 months

Friday 5th September 2008
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Johnny said:
Gretchen said:
I am familiar with this aftermath. You have been anally raped.


HTH.
FFS! Shhh, you'll get me in trouble... wink
I was hoping it might encourage you...


outlaw biker

2,458 posts

226 months

Friday 5th September 2008
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Gretchen said:
Johnny said:
Gretchen said:
I am familiar with this aftermath. You have been anally raped.


HTH.
FFS! Shhh, you'll get me in trouble... wink
I was hoping it might encourage you...
Oh eyup.....get a soundproof room the pair of you!

Johnny

9,652 posts

314 months

Friday 5th September 2008
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outlaw biker said:
Gretchen said:
Johnny said:
Gretchen said:
I am familiar with this aftermath. You have been anally raped.


HTH.
FFS! Shhh, you'll get me in trouble... wink
I was hoping it might encourage you...
Oh eyup.....get a soundproof room the pair of you!
Soundproof? I was thinking more something that is easy to hose out... hehe

outlaw biker

2,458 posts

226 months

Friday 5th September 2008
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Johnny said:
outlaw biker said:
Gretchen said:
Johnny said:
Gretchen said:
I am familiar with this aftermath. You have been anally raped.


HTH.
FFS! Shhh, you'll get me in trouble... wink
I was hoping it might encourage you...
Oh eyup.....get a soundproof room the pair of you!
Soundproof? I was thinking more something that is easy to hose out... hehe
Oh jesus god, the images....NOOOooooo!!!!! hehe