Caption Competition

[Rocky Balboa]

[mybrainhurts]

I just came...

[LotusACBC]

McCain "OH MY GOD PALIN! I THINK THE PILL IS FINALLY WORKING, IM GETTING A STIFFY!"

Palin (between her teeth) "Now? Right now? You took it over 12 hours ago."

[Justayellowbadge]

My dear, don't be so formal. Call me Soovy.

[LotusACBC]

Rocky Balboa said:

McCain - "Wait? Where am I? Who are all these people?"

[mybrainhurts]

Don't look now, but my teeth just fell down your tits....

[Wacky Racer]

"Do you want to go round the back after for a quickie?"

[mybrainhurts]

Um...now look...now look, Palin, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That parrot is definitely deceased,
and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk.

[M400 NBL]

Tomorrow, either leave the specs at home and let your hair down or I call Pamela Anderson.

[DrTre]

"Toughens your nipples doesn't it?"

[Penny-lope]

Rocky Balboa said:

"I vant to taste your blood"

[mybrainhurts]

Keep talking and feel my fly, I think it's open...

[SS HSV]

Apparently 205lad is getting on peoples tits....

[ZR1cliff]

a palin taste shown as she tries to grope a McCains chip.

[shalmaneser]

'I'm touching myself...'

[mitzy]

Rocky Balboa said:

Is that Eau De Moose your wearing? ?

[jack_daniels]

Let me do you doggie style and I'll post it on piston heads...

[ZR1cliff]

Oops!, have you got the number for Clinton's dry cleaner.

[spaximus]

Rocky Balboa said:

After I get in the white house it'll be oven chips alround

[mybrainhurts]

Not dead yet....