Erotic experiences that are not supposed to be....
Erotic experiences that are not supposed to be....
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amir_j

Original Poster:

3,579 posts

232 months

Saturday 30th August 2008
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Okay, so went for a haircut today. Always used to getting haircut from male barbers in UK but after trying several places and asking if they spoke english (living abroad) this one all (fit) female place said "a little" in classic style lol

So ended up getting a haircut from a very cute petite brunette, boiling hot here so summer top.. Anyway she was about 22, 5"1 ish and im 5"11. She took like 30 mins as was very particular, but was stretching the whole time to reach, so it was 30 mins of being rubbed against her chest interrupted every so often with her speaking in sexy broken english with a swiss accent, often struggling for words cloud9

Came out in a daze If didn't find the language barrier frustrating would have asked her to marry me. rofl

p.s. im a confident, not bad looking,young successful guy so not desperate- was just an unexpectedly interesting experience!

cesc

184 posts

223 months

Saturday 30th August 2008
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amir_j said:
p.s. im a confident, not bad looking,young successful guy so not desperate- was just an unexpectedly interesting experience!
Modest too.

Rocky Balboa

1,308 posts

231 months

Saturday 30th August 2008
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So why didn't you get her number?

amir_j

Original Poster:

3,579 posts

232 months

Saturday 30th August 2008
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cesc said:
amir_j said:
p.s. im a confident, not bad looking,young successful guy so not desperate- was just an unexpectedly interesting experience!
Modest too.
Lol, nah. Didnt want it to come across as a sad loser hence additional info!!

bint

4,664 posts

255 months

Saturday 30th August 2008
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How can asking out an attractive chick that's just willingly rubbed her breasts up against you seem sad?

Think it's more sad you got embarrassed and didn't :P

Go back!!!!

amir_j

Original Poster:

3,579 posts

232 months

Saturday 30th August 2008
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Rocky Balboa said:
So why didn't you get her number?
Have you tried conversations with foreign women when you don't share a common language? Its fine if they know it ok but it's very frustrating if not. You have to keep explaining each sentence, saying it slowly, repeating etc does my head in. My Leeds accent doesnt help as naturally speak fast, and slightly broad.

Loved America when spent 3 months backpacking as there you're 'posh' by default.

Edited by amir_j on Saturday 30th August 16:53

captainzep

13,306 posts

223 months

Saturday 30th August 2008
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Without the address of this establishment this thread is simply not public spirited enough.

Until the OP remedies this he'll be as popular to me as the guy who started that 'post pictures of your kids' thread.

grumbledoak

32,571 posts

264 months

Saturday 30th August 2008
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I had a female (Indian) optician give me an eye test once. Slightly older than me (I was about 20), pretty, power suit with a little cleavage showing, dark room, close enough to smell her perfume, dark eyes staring into mine...

I don't doubt for a second that she knew what she was doing to me; I nearly pole-vaulted out of there.

amir_j

Original Poster:

3,579 posts

232 months

Saturday 30th August 2008
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captainzep said:
Without the address of this establishment this thread is simply not public spirited enough.

Until the OP remedies this he'll be as popular to me as the guy who started that 'post pictures of your kids' thread.
lol, actually picked up a business card. Andre Joe, HB Shop-Ville Plaza, Zurich. (shopping centre underneath main station)

sniff diesel

13,127 posts

243 months

Saturday 30th August 2008
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bint said:
Go back!!!!
Sack and crack?

captainzep

13,306 posts

223 months

Saturday 30th August 2008
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amir_j said:
captainzep said:
Without the address of this establishment this thread is simply not public spirited enough.

Until the OP remedies this he'll be as popular to me as the guy who started that 'post pictures of your kids' thread.
lol, actually picked up a business card. Andre Joe, HB Shop-Ville Plaza, Zurich. (shopping centre underneath main station)
Good man.

uriel

3,244 posts

282 months

Saturday 30th August 2008
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It sounds odd, but I seem to have some kind of g-spot style erogenous zone in the rear most wall of my left ear canal. It's quite freaky because there is no other spot on my body that reacts to being touched like that. The second that a cotton bud rubs against it I'm instantly thrown into that vinegar stroke euphoria feeling. Doesn't matter about mood or anything like that, no messing about building up to the sensations, just stick a cotton bud in my ear and wham!

There isn't a corresponding spot in my right ear and until a year or so ago, I never noticed the one in my left.

So yeah, cleaning my left ear is literally orgasmic for me.

Shaw Tarse

31,901 posts

234 months

Saturday 30th August 2008
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grumbledoak said:
I had a female (Indian) optician give me an eye test once. Slightly older than me (I was about 20), pretty, power suit with a little cleavage showing, dark room, close enough to smell her perfume, dark eyes staring into mine...

I don't doubt for a second that she knew what she was doing to me; I nearly pole-vaulted out of there.
Should have gone to..
Very similar to the optician I "had" because she's looking at your eyes you're very concious that you're looking redface

CommanderJameson

22,096 posts

257 months

Saturday 30th August 2008
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amir_j said:
cesc said:
amir_j said:
p.s. im a confident, not bad looking,young successful guy so not desperate- was just an unexpectedly interesting experience!
Modest too.
Lol, nah. Didnt want it to come across as a sad loser hence additional info!!
Are you sure it worked?

outlaw biker

2,458 posts

227 months

Saturday 30th August 2008
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My dentist was a very hot blonde Polish woman. Late 20's, early 30's. Stunning. She'd put my chair into the horizontal position, then sitting behind my head she'd rest her breasts on my forehead while she worked away. I always looked forward to visiting the dentist smile

Funnily, the rest of my family go to that dentist too and I've asked if she ever did that with them. The answer was no.

Unfortunately she's left that practice now frown Gutted frown

amir_j

Original Poster:

3,579 posts

232 months

Saturday 30th August 2008
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CommanderJameson said:
amir_j said:
cesc said:
amir_j said:
p.s. im a confident, not bad looking,young successful guy so not desperate- was just an unexpectedly interesting experience!
Modest too.
Lol, nah. Didnt want it to come across as a sad loser hence additional info!!
Are you sure it worked?
CommanderJameson

7,734 posts

38 months


Think I get out a bit more than you do biggrin

CommanderJameson

22,096 posts

257 months

Saturday 30th August 2008
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amir_j said:
CommanderJameson said:
amir_j said:
cesc said:
amir_j said:
p.s. im a confident, not bad looking,young successful guy so not desperate- was just an unexpectedly interesting experience!
Modest too.
Lol, nah. Didnt want it to come across as a sad loser hence additional info!!
Are you sure it worked?
CommanderJameson

7,734 posts

38 months


Think I get out a bit more than you do biggrin
Do you? Hurrah!

Your prize is one internet. Don't use it all at once.

Jasandjules

72,660 posts

260 months

Saturday 30th August 2008
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amir_j said:
So ended up getting a haircut from a very cute petite brunette, boiling hot here so summer top.. Anyway she was about 22, 5"1 ish and im 5"11. She took like 30 mins as was very particular, but was stretching the whole time to reach, so it was 30 mins of being rubbed against her chest interrupted every so often with her speaking in sexy broken english with a swiss accent, often struggling for words cloud9
So now you need weekly haircuts.

Next.

littlegreenfairy

10,134 posts

252 months

Saturday 30th August 2008
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uriel said:
It sounds odd, but I seem to have some kind of g-spot style erogenous zone in the rear most wall of my left ear canal. It's quite freaky because there is no other spot on my body that reacts to being touched like that. The second that a cotton bud rubs against it I'm instantly thrown into that vinegar stroke euphoria feeling. Doesn't matter about mood or anything like that, no messing about building up to the sensations, just stick a cotton bud in my ear and wham!

There isn't a corresponding spot in my right ear and until a year or so ago, I never noticed the one in my left.

So yeah, cleaning my left ear is literally orgasmic for me.
rofl

drivin_me_nuts

17,949 posts

242 months

Saturday 30th August 2008
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amir_j said:
cesc said:
amir_j said:
p.s. im a confident, not bad looking,young successful guy so not desperate- was just an unexpectedly interesting experience!
Modest too.
Lol, nah. Didnt want it to come across as a sad loser hence additional info!!
.. insecure with it ...