office birthday cards

[briSk]

'for a laff (hoho what a comedian)' i wrote "happy 40th" on a 28 year old girls card.. and six people believed it with comments to the effect...(if anything she looks younger).

brilliant.

[Einion Yrth]

How the long winter evenings must simply fly by.

[Andy Zarse]

briSk said:

'for a laff (hoho what a comedian)' i wrote "happy 40th" on a 28 year old girls card.. and six people believed it with comments to the effect...(if anything she looks younger).

brilliant.

[Cara Van Man]

briSk said:

'for a laff (hoho what a comedian)' i wrote "happy 40th" on a 28 year old girls card.. and six people believed it with comments to the effect...(if anything she looks younger).

brilliant.

Watch out Bernie Winters, your jobs under threat.

Edited by Cara Van Man on Friday 29th August 13:57

[marsred]

I suspect the girl will be grateful that you subtly pointed out her advanced ageing so she will now be able to address the problem.

Or you'll be fired for ageismerising and she will require councelling paid for by the company.

Or that joke will continue to appear on every office card ever without any consequences.

[briSk]

..look was it not self-deprecating enough??

the point is - people blindly believed she was. unbelievable.

[ASBO]

briSk said:

'for a laff (hoho what a comedian)' i wrote "happy 40th" on a 28 year old girls card.. and six people believed it with comments to the effect...(if anything she looks younger).

brilliant.

Your P45 is in the post.

HTH

[briSk]

ASBO said:

Your P45 is in the post.

HTH

it may well be but not because of this..

[chevykevv]

We had two people leaving at the same time, Steve nicknamed, Pants.
& a Female manager.

I put on the leaving card "i'll never forget your pants" guess what?...yep wrong card.
I got some very funny looks off "the Lady" glad she was leaving

[briSk]

dibbers006 said:

briSk said:

..look was it not self-deprecating enough??

the point is - people blindly believed she was. unbelievable.

Lets put this into some context though, a college where I work believes the Sun doesn't shine on the moon

is this something to do with Christian Science* or something.

'*i think i have just decided on my 'stage name'.

[Neil_H]

Jokes about women's ages are not generally well-received and I'd say you can expect a call from HR later to discuss 'your current situation'.

[captainzep]

dibbers006 said:

briSk said:

..look was it not self-deprecating enough??

the point is - people blindly believed she was. unbelievable.

Lets put this into some context though, a college where I work believes the Sun doesn't shine on the moon

Quite right. According to AHA's Morton Harket, it always shines 'on TV'. Its a scientific fact.

[Adenauer]

Great, I was really looking forward to going to the pub at 4pm this afternoon and now my guts are all over the floor having spilled out of a huge split in my side, cheers, thanks for that, thanks a lot

[briSk]

Neil_H said:

Jokes about women's ages are not generally well-received and I'd say you can expect a call from HR later to discuss 'your current situation'.

i am slightly worried (for you guys and your rubbish working environment) if any of you actually do think this is likely where you work...!

[Alleggerita]

dibbers006 said:

briSk said:

..look was it not self-deprecating enough??

the point is - people blindly believed she was. unbelievable.

Lets put this into some context though, a college where I work believes the Sun doesn't shine on the moon

The whole college?! Outstanding!

[JRM]

Andy Zarse said:

briSk said:

'for a laff (hoho what a comedian)' i wrote "happy 40th" on a 28 year old girls card.. and six people believed it with comments to the effect...(if anything she looks younger).

brilliant.

Well I thought it was jolly funny - although I have just had a bottle of wine over lunch, so most things are at the moment!

[Andy Zarse]

dibbers006 said:

briSk said:

..look was it not self-deprecating enough??

the point is - people blindly believed she was. unbelievable.

Lets put this into some context though, a college where I work believes the Sun doesn't shine on the moon

Of course it doesn't shine on the moon, how could it FFS??? It's f*cking night time you thick c*nt! Jesus wept, spare us from such cretins...