Films to avoid

[count duckula]

What are the worst 3 films that you have seen, you know the ones where you think at the end that you have wasted you life.
May I suggest

AI
Mission to Mars
Moulin Rouge (2001)

In AI they go round in hover cars ( car link for Ted )

Malc

[Mad Dave]

Copland
Legally Blonde 2

[lemmonie]

Driven: utter dribble
American Psyco: has nothing on the book




FAO: Ted - it's car related!

>> Edited by lemmonie on Thursday 11th September 14:47

>> Edited by lemmonie on Thursday 11th September 14:49

[ScoobyZoom]

OK heres two recent ones for you

Dog Soldiers

Cradle to the Grave


utter garbage

[V8 Archie]

Worst ever: Magnolia
Like watching paint dry. (boom, boom).

>> Edited by V8 Archie on Thursday 11th September 15:08

[CarZee]

Anger Management : A moron gladly stitched up by a self-righteous bitch, assisted by Jack Nicholson in his most dreadful role in living memory.

Equilibrium : The scripts from The Matrix and Gattaca were thrown from a 14th story window. Someone picked up a smattering of sheets from each off the ground and came up with this film as a consequence.

Any Hugh Grant film : Soft Gormless Twat. Nuff said.

>> Edited by CarZee on Thursday 11th September 14:56

[FourWheelDrift]

V8 Archie said:

Worst ever: Magnolia Lik ewatch paint dry. (boom, boom).

You'll like this then.
www.pattiann.com/webcam/paint.html Engrossing


Worst film I've ever seen - Super Troopers. Best gags shown in the trailer (which is why I'm not going to see Black Ball)

[gruffy]

Eraser
Time Machine (2002)
Ali

[pdV6]

CarZee said:

Anger Management : A moron gladly stitched up by a self-righteous bitch, assisted by Jack Nicholson in his most dreadful role in living memory.

Uuugh. Had to sit through that on a plane t'other day.
Hideously predictable, including the "suprise" ending.

[ScoobyZoom]

CarZee said:

Anger Management : A moron gladly stitched up by a self-righteous bitch, assisted by Jack Nicholson in his most dreadful role in living memory.

Gutted... I thought this would be great JN is such a fine actor...

[CarZee]

ScoobyZoom said:

Gutted... I thought this would be great JN is such a fine actor...

Not even King Jack can save an Adam "Why did no-one kill me yet?" Sandler film. Total gimp.

[tycho]

The Hulk....

[Liszt]

The talented Mr Ripley.

Utter tosh IMHO. Not enough cars in it

[ledger]

Moulin Rouge (only film I've everwalked out on)
The Fan ( I still remind my wife it was her choice 4 years later :-)
Unbreakable (cack cack cack cack)
BLair Witch (would have walked out if I wasn't the designated driver)
Starshit Troopers

[FourWheelDrift]

Adam Sandler and Ben Stiller. I find these two so annoying. Just give me a bat, no a gun....no give me the keys to a large lorry and ask them to cross in front of me.

And breathe out................

[CarZee]

Signs - nought but a steaming dollop. Mel Gimpson should stick to pseudo-suicidal hand-to-hand show-downs.

[pdV6]

Eyes Wide Shut
Very nearly walked out, but at least there was a bit of eye candy to look at whilst trying not to drop off...

[danhay]

Tomb Raider 1,2 and 3*




*Yes I know they haven't made 3 yet, but if they do it will be cack!

[alt]

ZOOLANDER !!!!

[rich-uk]

The Core

Edited to add: Forgot about Perfect Storm, makes the Core look like a classic!


>> Edited by rich-uk on Thursday 11th September 17:45