BMW

[uriuri224]

Just bought Z4M Can anybody tell me how not to crash it

[$nake eye$]

leave it in the garage?

[chrisr29]

Leave it in my garage.

[Nano2nd]

set fire to it

[kentmotorcompany]

Sell it for £2.25, and four Potatoes.


Someone will be along in a minute to tell you thats what it will be worth tomorrow.

[ASBO]

uriuri224 said:

Just bought Z4M Can anybody tell me how not to crash it

Stick with the A4 quattro?

[chr15b]

uriuri224 said:

Just bought Z4M Can anybody tell me how not to crash it

if you actually have a z4m i'd be very very surprised

[dan101smith]

Turn the traction control off, floor the throttle and aim for a tree.

Then head over to the Audi forum.

[Jason_W]

dan101smith said:

Turn the traction control off, floor the throttle and aim for a tree.

Then head over to the Audi forum.

You forgot the bit about the 'sport' button. Add in 'missing second gear due to the stupid CDV, get cross, and then cane it' ending in an almighty tank slapper and then head over to the Audi forum.

[CarbonM5]

uriuri224 said:

Just bought Z4M Can anybody tell me how not to crash it

Drive with your eyes open.

[dazren]

uriuri224 said:

Just bought Z4M Can anybody tell me how not to crash it

Drive defensively. Consider taking some road or track tuition?

[uriuri224]

Got my 1st speeding ticket today,im making room in the garage an bringing the audi back out. Bugger!!!!

[ASBO]

uriuri224 said:

Got my 1st speeding ticket today,im making room in the garage an bringing the audi back out. Bugger!!!!

You tool.

[chr15b]

uriuri224 said:

Got my 1st speeding ticket today,im making room in the garage an bringing the audi back out. Bugger!!!!

sure you did

[berry100]

Notes: I also own an a4 quattro and am a total petrol head

Going off the notes on your profile above.....You're either 12 with a Z4M poster or just have a very bad grasp of English...

[DAN3M]

ASBO said:

uriuri224 said:

Just bought Z4M Can anybody tell me how not to crash it

Stick with the A4 quattro?

So You can understeer til the cows come home!

[uriuri224]

fk off ya dhead. Am old and my cars are both blue an its clear that you cannot afford cars like this.

[LiveStrong]

pretty dumb question to begin with

[GTWayne]

A case of wants to be heard but has nothing to say it would seem, never mind eh

[Neil.D]

Poor English, foul mouthed, who is this fool?