Stupid Car Names

[Fezzzza.]

Bonjour from the south of france.
Just passed a car called an applause. What a bloody stupid name for a car !
Just wondering, what other stupid named have you came across ?

Edited by Fezzzza. on Saturday 19th July 17:27

[LotusACBC]

Lotus Eagle.

Just about any American car name. i.e. Renedezvous, Astro, Caliber etc

Edited by LotusACBC on Saturday 19th July 17:28

[Baffled Spoon]

Isuzu Mysterious Utility Wizard.

[rfn]

Renault Koleos?

[littleredrooster]

Datsun Cedric

[aciddrop616]

anything from BMW as they are just numbers with a letter bunged on the end to keep the alpha numeric peace, the cincechento mosterosity, and the VW lupo, as it just makes me thing some massivly dyslexic person (no offence to anyone dysleic) tried to put polo on the back and failed biblically.

but hey, thats just me,

on the contrary good car names, like vanquish, valante, murcielago, cerbera etc etc,

i suppose for very good car name there must be a bad to keep the balance,

[biglepton]

I always thought the Skoda Fellatio sucked. . . . .

[sleep envy]

Fezzzza. said:

Bonjour from the south of france.

seeing as you're there - Toyota MR2

[plasticpig]

Mazda Bongo Friendee
Big thumb harmonised truck
Mini active urban sandal

[Sharief]

Any new BMW or Mercedes since the numbers on the back seem to have nothing to do with the actual capacity of the engine.

[eldar]

Sharief said:

Any new BMW or Mercedes since the numbers on the back seem to have nothing to do with the actual capacity of the engine.

Does the MR2 have a 2cc engine?

[dickkark]

Nissan pantry boy!!!!

[Negative Creep]

Peugeot Bippa



bwahahahahahahahahahaha

[Darkslider]

eldar said:

Sharief said:

Any new BMW or Mercedes since the numbers on the back seem to have nothing to do with the actual capacity of the engine.

Does the MR2 have a 2cc engine?

Mid engined Rear wheel drive 2 litre perhaps?

[DrTre]

eldar said:

Sharief said:

Any new BMW or Mercedes since the numbers on the back seem to have nothing to do with the actual capacity of the engine.

Does the MR2 have a 2cc engine?

Think he means BMW and Merc names are crap "since they ceased to represent anything to do with engine capacity like they used to".

"Since" does not mean "because" in this instance.

oh, and it's 2 seater in MR2 I think.

Nowt wrong with cinquecento (500) or Lupo (wolf (ish)) IMO

Edited by DrTre on Saturday 19th July 19:06

[minimatt1967]

Kia Rio?
What exactly about the Kia makes you think of Rio?

[clonmult]

DrTre said:

eldar said:

Sharief said:

Any new BMW or Mercedes since the numbers on the back seem to have nothing to do with the actual capacity of the engine.

Does the MR2 have a 2cc engine?

Think he means BMW and Merc names are crap "since they ceased to represent anything to do with engine capacity like they used to".

"Since" does not mean "because" in this instance.

BMW started the mess years back with the old 525e, which was a 2.8. Now with the 325/330/335 all have a 3 liter engine makes a mild mess of things.

The americans have some good ones - Corvette, Viper.

Vauxhall have some bad ones - Chevette, Astra, Cavalier

[DrTre]

MX5. Soulless.

Miata is miles better.

ETA agree about Vauxhall, have never liked their naming.... Belmont?!

Edited by DrTre on Saturday 19th July 19:09

[minimatt1967]

sleep envy said:

Fezzzza. said:

Bonjour from the south of france.

seeing as you're there - Toyota MR2

have one of these v.good!

[Fezzzza.]

sleep envy said:

Fezzzza. said:

Bonjour from the south of france.

seeing as you're there - Toyota MR2

you've lost me
obviously missing something very simple

Edited by Fezzzza. on Saturday 19th July 19:24