Someone shoot me.

[Olf]

On finding the bread bin bare I had to do an emergency shop run. Whilst I was queueing up with the hovis safely secured I looked down and.....



















You guessed it. My flies were undone and I was wearing I fecking slippers still . The shame.

Edited by Olf on Friday 18th July 19:29

[Muntu]

Slippers is probably the worst bit

[The Excession]

Happens to me pratically every morning that I drive the lad to school.

The ladies in the village store seem quite used to it by now as the don't even mention it any more

(I'm thinking that in a few years I should get a flat cap and take one of the dogs on a bit of string too)

[mybrainhurts]

Oh, yes...

Did that in Morrisons a while ago...

Undercrackers were open, too...

Couldn't understand why the checkout lassie was smirking...

Was getting a sandwich for later, and only noticed in the bog, 100 miles down the M1...

[spikeyhead]

There, is that better?

[Olf]

Slippers was the worst bit. I see people out in their slippers and I always think "you lazy fking muppet "

And tonight it was me

[MK4 Slowride]

mybrainhurts said:

Oh, yes...

Did that in Morrisons a while ago...

Undercrackers were open, too...

Couldn't understand why the checkout lassie was smirking...

Was getting a sandwich for later, and only noticed in the bog, 100 miles down the M1...

My Bold!

She was thinking to herself "my god that looks like a willy only smaller".

[Olf]

MK4 Slowride said:

mybrainhurts said:

Oh, yes...

Did that in Morrisons a while ago...

Undercrackers were open, too...

Couldn't understand why the checkout lassie was smirking...

Was getting a sandwich for later, and only noticed in the bog, 100 miles down the M1...

My Bold!

She was thinking to herself "my god that looks like a willy only smaller".

Why is that woman dressed as a man?

[mybrainhurts]

MK4 Slowride said:

mybrainhurts said:

Oh, yes...

Did that in Morrisons a while ago...

Undercrackers were open, too...

Couldn't understand why the checkout lassie was smirking...

Was getting a sandwich for later, and only noticed in the bog, 100 miles down the M1...

My Bold!

She was thinking to herself "my god that looks like a willy only smaller".

Sir, pull out your balls...

My dogs are on the way round, and they're hungry.....

[gopher]

After consuming a bit too much top fuel Cabernet one evening I talked the Mrs into driving me to the local off licence for another bottle (as I just knew I wasn't going to reach the desired decibels in the snoreometer stakes on just two bottles). Pleased with my purchase (Buy two get one free Faustino IV ) it was only as I was waiting to pay I saw myself in the highly reflective counter wearing my boxers, an old cardigan and my slippers.

I'm hoping this confession will go some way to curing the incredible shame I have felt ever since

[Olf]

gopher said:

After consuming a bit too much top fuel Cabernet one evening I talked the Mrs into driving me to the local off licence for another bottle (as I just knew I wasn't going to reach the desired decibels in the snoreometer stakes on just two bottles). Pleased with my purchase (Buy two get one free Faustino IV ) it was only as I was waiting to pay I saw myself in the highly reflective counter wearing my boxers, an old cardigan and my slippers.

I'm hoping this confession will go some way to curing the incredible shame I have felt ever since

Did you smell of piss and have white stringy bits at the sides of your mouth?

How embarrassing.

[ofawindow]

why do you own slippers!?

[Olf]

ofawindow said:

why do you own slippers!?

I went 30 years without and then one day I was bought some. I've never looked back.

[ofawindow]

Olf said:

ofawindow said:

why do you own slippers!?

I went 30 years without and then one day I was bought some. I've never looked back.

each to their own. i just prefer to wear socks and not have to bother.

are they comedy homer simpson/other cartoon character ones? if so, then you truly are a sad git.

[Olf]

ofawindow said:

Olf said:

ofawindow said:

why do you own slippers!?

I went 30 years without and then one day I was bought some. I've never looked back.

each to their own. i just prefer to wear socks and not have to bother.

are they comedy homer simpson/other cartoon character ones? if so, then you truly are a sad git.

Actually the little 5 year old girl next door had two bunnies, one black, one white. I put the bits I didn't use back over the fence.

[J0no]

burning question

was you wearing underwear?

[ofawindow]

Olf said:

ofawindow said:

Olf said:

ofawindow said:

why do you own slippers!?

I went 30 years without and then one day I was bought some. I've never looked back.

each to their own. i just prefer to wear socks and not have to bother.

are they comedy homer simpson/other cartoon character ones? if so, then you truly are a sad git.

Actually the little 5 year old girl next door had two bunnies, one black, one white. I put the bits I didn't use back over the fence.

nice. i prefer cats if im honest. little bit bigger for more comfort.

[Fetchez la vache]

Olf, we've warned you about your slippers before!

Olf's slippers, earlier:

[Olf]

Fetchez la vache said:

Olf, we've warned you about your slippers before!

Olf's slippers, earlier:

You need some style to carry off a pair like that.


And I've got it.

[NiceCupOfTea]

Did similar yesterday.

It had been a long day in a long week in a long couple of months, I had had a stodgy lunch and had been feeling bloated all afternoon. Crawled back round the M25 and had to pick up my wife on the way home at 8pm ish.

Got back to the house, got out of the car completely forgetting that I had undone my belt, trousers and flies in the car to try to feel less uncomfortable. I walked towards the house, my trousers fell down, and I was in no-mans land - too far from the car, but still several feet from front door - so I waddled at top speed to the house

Hopefully the neighbours had a good laugh

Edited by NiceCupOfTea on Friday 18th July 22:12